Objection!!!!!

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
We got the threads mixed up again.

We got mixed up again!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Wait...DAMMIT! Why do we keep doing this?

I will use a lightbulb as a weapon.

 

[ae86gamer]

Objection!
You use a lightbulb as a lightbulb and nothing else.

I'll use my cousin as a weapon.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You'll use him and a sibling as dual-wielded weapons!

I use italics a bit too often.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
You don't use them enough.

I must go wash the dishes. I'll be back in like an hour.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
But then who will keep my odd mind entertained? Daye and Max aren't really posting...

I rely on you people to keep me occupied.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
You can't rely on anyone.


Statement:

I can't believe how many posts this thread has gotten. You guys are cool.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
We are not just cool, we are awesome!

We're going to get you another shiny new badge!

 

[lonercs]

OBJECTION!

You can believe this got so many posts! Also a game like this pretty much allows you to troll. The more objectionable statement or more of an argument, the better.

statement: "This game pretty much allows you to troll or flame."

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Trolling or Flaming is not cool.

My objection was the truth.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It was 99% truth, meaning that it was also 1% lies!

That 1% taints everything.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
It was 1.8458862342470235% of a lie.

I always tell the truth.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You just admitted you told 1.8458862342470235% lies!

I can dress up like a clown, paint blood all over me, and go to the terminal wing of hospitals and claim to be Death after an unfortunate run-in with the "Queer Eye" freaks.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
That would be funny to see.

I would like to see you do that.

 

[lonercs]

OBJECTION!

I meant it allowed people to disagree and point at flaws in a persons post without being a flamer. Vicious flaming is not cool at all. Being a troll, well say something obviously wrong or controversial (without offending anyone) is great in this game.

statement: No amount of water balloons or beanie bags can make "lolicon" not illegal.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Good sweet christ, that's just creepy...can I get a cull?

Q-tips can be used as stealth weapons.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
They would be used and that is just gross.

You can hurt someone badly with just your thumb.

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Thumbs are not quite useful weapons.

I much prefer elbows.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Your middle finger is more fun to use.

I shall never help an old lady across the street...unless she's on the hood of my car.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Thats just wrong.

I've slapped my younger brother.