Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
They are homosexual. GET IT RIGHT!!!! very lengthy and unwanted.
[sup]Well, they got it fixed.[/sup]

I am always right. ALWAYS.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
i will cut you. i am always right. not you

hi bob kelso

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You made him up.
[sup]So how have the last few days been?[/sup]

Hugs are > high fives.

 

[The_Chief]

you are 100 percent right
[sup]not terrible i'll give you that. but my friend wouldn't stop prying at me for my secret. so i told her and she was suprisingly cool but now we feel weird.and i went to a birthday party! and then i ate a whole pizza in 5 minutes. TAKE THAT DIGESTIVE TRACT! yourself?[/sup]

i would never swim in a pond

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
And if someone threw you in?
[sup]That sounds nice. May I be so bold as to inquire what the secret entails, however?
Pretty good. I went to the top of a mountain, got a Civil War replica officer's sword, and MAY have fixed things up with my dad so I get internet sooner.[/sup]

The purple one cause horrible nightmares and diarrhea.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
thats the blue one silly!
[sup]i said it before but i'll say it again,i have a foot fetish. AND I WANT I WANT I WANT SWORD WILL BE MINE IT SHALL BE MINE! and YAY! i hate book reports. im doing one right now and it SUCKS![/sup]

Scrubs is a good show!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
House is better.
[sup]Oh, that secret. Right. And I've got two now.

Spoiler: Do you want help with the book report?

I know, I'm an ass.

[/sup]

Futurama is going to suck.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJEC...
your right it just wont be the same.
[sup]can i has second one plox? and i lol'd to be honest. i hate my book report.[/sup]

pork its the meat of kings

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Ham is the meat of kings.
[sup]Sorry, but no. It's a modern day version of a Medieval longsword.
Yay! I didn't alienate an awesome Mexican![/sup]

Drum kits + middle aged men = BAD.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
my dads old neighbor alex is 50 something and he's an animal
[sup]yeaa the first person i told alienated me and i dont talk to her much anymore save for the dinosaur talk she throws at me. so far i know that rawr is dinosaurian for i love you.and why?[/sup]

when bears attack!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
When Bears Try To Get Something To Eat!
[sup]I'm guessing that it's the only thing they said, so some oogy-googy couple mead it 'I love you' and it evolved into a meme.
Damned 4Chan...[/sup]

This part of the post takes the longest.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
uhhh...what?
[sup]will you pleaseee tell me? comeon im not one to judge.[/sup]

hangar!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Uungar!
[sup]Wha?
I forgot the question.[/sup]

Having a bad memory isn't the worst thing ever.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
ITS SECOND ONLY TO RAPE AND MURDER!
[sup]what is ur second secret?[/sup]

being homeless must suck

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It DOES.
[sup]Oh, I meant swords.
I've got MANY secrets.[/sup]

ERROR 1004. COULD NOT FIND DATA DIRECTORY.

 

[The_Chief]

does not compute...KABOOM!
[sup]ohhhhhh i see. you to? tell me a story?[/sup]

seattle?

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Ocean-attle.
[sup]Once upon a time, the end.[/sup]

Babies are tasty fried up.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're tasty no matter how they're cooked.
[sup]Bob beat his wife and children to death with a hammer. The end.[/sup]

That's a good story.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It, is the best story, I have ever heard.
[sup]HORRIBLE NEWS EVERYONE.
I be leaving tomorrow instead of Thursday. Tonight is the last time I'm guaranteed internet access.[/sup]

I am depressed now.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
cheer up! im back!
[sup]NOOOOOOO hey neon[/sup]
pay back is a *****