Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
Armageddon will.
[sup]Well, you messed it up in your profile....
Just add me! I'm royalty![/sup]

The elves are preparing to attack.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBEJCTION!

They already have and nothing happened.
[sup] got you added.now i wait for you[/sup]


FIRE THE LAZOR

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
That's laz0r's job.
[sup]Ok, but no mics.
I don't want more awkwardness.[/sup]

The Escapist is actually a giant time-trap.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

That's only a minor compared to Myspace and FaceBook
[sup] fair enough i can handle that [/sup]

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You are stroking out for Cocoa Puffs.
[sup]And now to play the waiting game...[/sup]

Cheats are horrible.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Cheats are just plain awful.
[sup] well i got on shortly if your waiting for me.[/sup]


Glitches are funny and silly

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They can be useless too. Like walking into a building to find an empty spot.
[sup]I won't be on for a while.
Like, DAYS.[/sup]

Waiting is never fun.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

waiting is just space sucking your brains out.
[sup] i'll be waiting for you then. [/sup]


My socks have holes in them

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
The holes near your feet are surrounded by socks.

No one is on today....

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'm on...for a bit...
[sup]hello everyone. I'm only going to be here for a bit. Mom is pissy today.[/sup]

Sleeping late is awesome.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Remember MM's old schedule? Exactly.
[sup]Hello Neon![/sup]

DBZ abridged is hilarious.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

DBZ was killed by the crappy live action movie


I like greeen

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's aqua.

First rule of Popo's training: Don't talk about Popo's training.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You like purple more.
That's the fifth rule.
[sup]Hi Portal!
How is everyone?[/sup]

Living is rated.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's underrated.
[sup]I'm good!
And still in North Carolina.[/sup]

Internet IS coming back much much sooner than expected.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

But not soon enough.
[sup] like how much sooner [/sup]


Neon needs to have a party

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's not leaving.
I need a celebration. For something.
[sup]Sweet!
How'd you pull off getting internet back?[/sup]

Making sawblades is great fun.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Using them is more fun.
[sup]Like, withing a few days of return, if that.
And guilt trips work wonders.[/sup]

Books are good for ten hour drives.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Sleep is much much better.
[sup] they dont work for me [/sup]

MY chicken went bad CHEF!!! i need you

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You needed him anyways. The chicken is just a clever ruse.
[sup]Heh. Congrats, Portal![/sup]

Time to celebrate!