Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection?
What?
[sup]I feel your pain. Except worse, because I don't have a cell, and only one of my friends is on LIVE daily. OK. Story..... Let me think........
Do you want to hear a story about a three year old me and pain?[/sup]

DBZ Abridged is hilarious.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
I havent seen it and cant but ill get on that!
[sup]YES! wait mental or physical[/sup]

seven car pile up

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
*Drives* Eight.
[sup]Physical.[/sup]

Baby stories with physical pain is fun.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
GO GO GO
[SUP]GO GO GO[SUP]

yo mama

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Your father.
[sup]Back when it was my third birthday party, I got a microphone as a gift. I played with it. I talked into it, and it somehow made a big echo noise of my voice. I played with it for a couple of months. Then, I got curious. What made it echo? So I looked at the top, tried to pull open the top, and BAM! A metal spring flies out and cuts my eye! I scream in pain, because light was making it hurt, my mom takes me to the doctor's office, and I get to sit through shear Hell for about half an hour while he gets the eyedrops ready. I have to take them for two weeks while wearing an eyepatch.
Arg.[/sup]

I am a pirate now!

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
screw you i wanna be a pirate!
[sup]i cracked my head open on brick stairs.do i win?[/sup]

i win

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I almost drowned twice in one day. Fuck you.
[sup]Nope.[/sup]

Almost drowning when you're six SUCKS.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
almost drowning then getting a mild concussion is even worse!
[sup]ha ha. but when i was young i stood infront of a giant wave thing and got knocked back hard. so =P[/sup]

everything comes down to poo

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Sex and money. Sad thing is, it's true....
[sup]Let's just call it even.
*High five*[/sup]

SWORDS!!!!

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
CANNONS!
[sup]*HIGH FIVE* THEY RULE![/sup]

boobies?

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I came back at the right time!
[sub]Pain story's?[/sub]

May i partake?

 

[Dorian]

Objection!
You must share.
[sup]Just mine.
Hi Ajb![/sup]

Now in French! Le thing le is le burning!

 

[The_Chief]

Ob...ahh sure why not
[sup]go for it man[/sup]

woah i just took out his appendix

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
ZOMG! I love Scrubs!!!
[sub]When i was 6 i was on a soccer team, first kickoff hit me in the right temple i fell down and got back up a minute later and said i was fine. Second kickoff hit me in the left temple. I was unconscious for the day and woke up in a hospital, a doctor told me i almost died![/sub]

Scrubs is a great show!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I hate it.
[sup]Well, he has us beat.
*Claps*[/sup]

Breasts, boobies, funbags, busts, milk factories, and STONKING GREAT TITS.

 

[The_Chief]

Baby feeders
[sup]pussy. i got hit by a car and you dont see me whining. and yes it is ajb. im watching season 6 on dvd now[/sup]

welcome back pickle!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Code Monkeys is funny as hell!
Ummmmm
[sub]I dunno, the sheer randomness of the spring in eye was gold.
You win laz0r.[/sub]

Lesbros is an awesome word

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Larrity is better because it's a name.
[sup]True story.
Has anyone broken any bones? Because I'm a break virgin.[/sup]

I am tired.

 

[The_Chief]

indeed
[sup]but that was a few months ago. ive broken 3[/sup]

so plutos not a planet anymore wahts up with that

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's its own planet now.
[sup]How much does it hurt?[/sup]

Bones are made to be broken.