Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! He pushes through, noot pull.
[sup]He hasn't been eating, so here's hoping he's ok.[/sup]


Driver's licenses are given out to morons too much.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They almost ALWAYS give them to morons. Damned state of Illinois....
[sup]The dog of Chef NOT EATING!?!?!
Oh dear. It's more serious than I thought....[/sup]

I rented a tux.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You ripped it off a dead guy. Way to wedding crash.
[sup]Hope your dog turns out alright, Chef.
Hello everyone![/sup]

Managers are annoying.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Sparrow Tag is the manager of Prototypes, and he's doing a marvelous job.
[sup]Hello Neon![/sup]

I know a reason why these two people shouldn't be joined in holy union.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
He's gay!
[sub]I'm back from the Blue-Screen Graveyard: Where my dreams go to die.[/sub]

A movie commercial made me sad

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It makes you bored.
[sup]Hooray!
How is everyone?[/sup]

JOB managers are annoying.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I can cheer you up! PENIS!
OK, ya got me there.
[sup]Life for death..... Death for life....
Such is the price of everything....[/sup]

Minion Mortis is the best minion ever.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I have never played overlord two!
[sub]Eh, I've come to bargaining with the computer to make it work.
What about you Neon?[/sub]

Guns is funs!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
ARE. Guns are fun.

Ajb should play Overlord II when he fixes/replaces his 360.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
PS3, dumbass

Portal forgot about my PS3!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It just went over his head. It's okay.
[sup]Offer it more memory. The computer deities love that stuff.[/sup]

Skeletons are fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
They are JOYUS!
[sub]I don't have money for more memory.... I gave it brand new fans though!
What's up Portal?[/sub]

Cream soda is good

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They only collect dust in my closet.
I wouldn't know.
[sup]You do?
Eh. It's too expensive for me.
I'm good.[/sup]

TAKE A HIKE, BOY SCOUT!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTOIN!
What was a boy scout doing at your house!?
[sub]It ain't worth the cash, trust me....[/sub]

PS3 is eh

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Take a walk in bear infested woods.
It's okay...right?
[sup]Really? Huh...I think I saw another GB of RAM on sale for around $20 somewhere...
You two do anything interesting?[/sup]

Editors are a necessary evil.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Just like lawyers
[sub]I don't need more ram, i need new ram and a new computer, right now the ***** has both kinds of blue screen. win32k.sys, this means your computer is shit and need a new one. IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL this means i have bad ram or an overheated device, its the ram...[/sub]

Computers are whores

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Evil? Them? HA!
[sup]Masturbate.
Uh...... I got two achievements in Overlord II?[/sup]

I am an achievement whore.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
My computer is a slut, the ***** has sooo many damn viruses...
[sub]THERES AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR MASTURBATING!? *gasp*[/sub]

I am amazed

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You are drawing conclusions.
[sup]No!
But there are three for having sex.
And one for having a four way.
Not kidding.[/sup]

NOW Ajb is amazed.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Indeed.
[sub]I may need to play that game...[/sub]

Won't be long before I'm blue screened again.