Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Pie can burn your lip if you eat it when it's too hot. Thus, it is a threat to public safety.

Navy SEALS are awesome.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
The Marines are better.

Cows go moo.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They go "squish." Especially if you hit them in a tank.

Writing papers sucks.

 

[ae86gamer]

True-Its boring and can sometimes take a long time.

I think reading is boring.

 

[Neonbob]

False. Reading is wonderful!

I prefer Steven King to Dean Koontz.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
I got confused in the threads again.

I got confused!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
...we both did. And that was only my fifth post today...

I think I'm losing my mind.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Your gaining you mind.

My objection made no sense.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Sense cannot be "made," only perceived!

I am so super cereal.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
You can't be super. Your not human.

Neonbob is a super robot monkey alien ninja who wears chucks.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
Neonbob is none of those things, he's just some person. (I think)

Statement:
Neonbob has already nuked a whale... Must resist urge to quote out of context...

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You must quote away!

TheDoctor needs to quote.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
No quoting!

Chicago pizza is way better than New York pizza.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Thin crust pizza is better than both.

All-meat thin crust pizza is heaven on earth.

 

[jackanderson]

OBJECTION!
Not all meat is delicious. And thin crust is disgusting.

I went to The Gadget Show Live.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
No clue what that is.

Waxing your eyebrows doesn't hurt.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That's just...complete bullshit. I used to have a unibrow, so I know damned well what I'm talking about here.

Having facial hair plucked is hellish.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Get it waxed.

Waxing is better than shaving.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'll keep hot wax away from my face, thank you very much.

Acupuncture is wonderful.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
Sticking needles in you is painful.

Jesus loves you.