Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's have man, half pigbear!
[sup]Portal!
You're back!
Yay.[/sup]

I am happy now.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Only for about three seconds.
[sup]Yes I am.
And I am still sore.[/sup]

I hate being sore.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You hate the things that cause soreness.
[sup]Mattress revenge?[/sup]

Boredom is a tough enemy.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
If all else fails, there's always porn!
[sup]Tree revenge.[/sup]

I hate helicopters.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You hate when they follow you.
[sup]Eesh.
That sucks.[/sup]

Doom has a nice ring to it.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Epidemic.
[sup]Did you need to clean it up?
You can just shove off.[/sup]

Neon has more muscle mass than me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not by much.
[sup]Huh?[/sup]

Confusion is spread best through words.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It is best spread by looks.
[sup]I AM SORE. YOU ARE NOT.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
And I guarantee you that you have more muscle mass.[/sup]

I'm going to go get the camera for the Scarab.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're going to get it so you can document evidence of some epic legoness.
[sup]Oh.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Okay then![/sup]

Pictures of cool stuff are fun to find.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They're better to take.
[sup]Fuck my sister.
Draining the batter.[/sup]

I am pissed.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are irritated.
[sup]Damnation![/sup]

Electricity is fun to play with.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's only fun if someone looses a heartbeat.
[sup]Don't worry, it's on the charger.
Just wait an hour.
If thar be any other pictures, speak up.
I don't bother with that bloody camera often.[/sup]

Neon will gladly wait.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I'll wait...impatiently X-P
[sup]Sweets!
*dances*
[/sup]

Legos are still loved.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Not when they're 10+ years old.
[sup]Oh, I forgot to put in the most important word....
If thar be any other pictures you want, speak up.[/sup]

HAIL FIRELANCE!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Hail UMBRA!
[sup]Ummm...any other cool swords you have?[/sup]

Swords make people smile.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They make people die.
[sup]One.
It's not so much a real one as it is an eye-catcher, though...[/sup]

Neon wants me to photograph it.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
I really want you to.
[sup]Sweet!
Eye catchers are still cool.[/sup]

Soul gems are useful.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Only if you have 'Soul Trap'.
[sup]It's almost a broadsword. The hilt needs to be a bit longer, though.
I'm pretty sure it's a longsword.[/sup]

Our little group should get our own Escapism.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
We should have a Forum games-wide gathering...
[sup]Sweet!
Nice and shiny.
Shiny is good.
Sharp and shiny is better
^_^[/sup]

Online play is aggravating at times.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
*Plays L4D* It's ALWAYS aggravating.
[sup]No, seriously. In a few years when we all can drive, you, me, Ajb, Laz0r, and maybe MM should meet somewhere.
That would be fucking awesome.[/sup]

I wonder if The Escapist Awards '09 is ever going to happen.