Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
I can't tell.

Statement:
I AM JACK THE RIPPER!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
IDENTITY THEFT!

Statement:
Some people should just never talk

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're his apprentice.
They should never live.
[sup]I'd probably have had him kill at least four people. Maybe have him slink up behind the group, and start from there. I did like the touch with the head.
Probably run two knives right up the torso of one, cut the legs off another, and curb stomp them, stick the blades into another's ears, and then pop up in front of the last guy, yell "knife to the eye!" and jab one of them into his brain.
Fun stuff.
I did like your little touches, though.[/sup]

Statement:
I was ninja'd

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
BY ME!

Statement:
I want to move out

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Your response was pirated.
[sup]That sounds pretty grim.
But I did the best I could!
IDEA: Neon, when we come down from the hill, how about having the bodies in a house of cards style?[/sup]

Statement:
That is a great idea.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want to disappear.
[sup]How ya doin, AJB?
I like my killins.
And I like the pyramid idea, too!
[/sup]

Statement:
I ask lots of questions.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Only the usual ones.

Statement:
My idea was helpful.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
In your imagination it was
[sub]Eh, pissed at the family.
You?[/sub]

Statement:
People piss me off

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They irritate the monkey out of you.
[sup]Want me to put it up?
Sorry to hear that, AJB.
Any particular reason?[/sup]

Statement:
Microwave guns would be cool.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
And useless.
[sup]Not yet.[/sup]

Statement:
Samuel must post.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He must put up his point of view.
[sup]Sigh...okay.[/sup]

Statement:
We are a good distance from AJB in the RP.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
FOR ONCE I DON'T NEED TO!
Not for long, i have a secret plan!
[sub]Everything i say is giving someone attitude apparently...[/sub]

Statement:
I don't get the whole attitude thing...

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You'll get it someday.

Statement:
Attitude is from people being dicks.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's from people in general. And aviation.
[sup]Huh.
All I can think of is it depends on how you say it...[/sup]

Statement:
Tone is a powerful thing.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I don't have a tone...
[sub]I said i don't believe you to my brother and got in trouble....[/sub]

Statement:
RAWBERRY!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
A what?

Statement:
Art generally is boring.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if it's fire art!
[sup]That's...odd. How did you get in trouble for saying that to your brother?![/sup]

Statement:
I would make a horrible dad.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Some is good!
Not if you give your babies SHOCKLATE!
[sub]I have no clue....[/sub]

Statement:
Rawberry's are mad of lightning. REAL LIGHTNING

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They sound awesome.

Statement:
Ajb deserves a trophy for some reason.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're made of fake lightning. Made by fake Zeuses.
He deserves one for several reasons.
[sup]Oh well.
You're still here with us![/sup]

Statement:
That is a little consolation.