Objection!!!!!

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJ-.................................................
.....screw it [HEADING=1]OBJECTION!![/HEADING]
it is the only way to shut up stupid people

I MUST get a suped laptop so's I can mod

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Just beware of the Capcom brand banhammer


GG is addicted to the caps lock button

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
it is just my way of saying that I'm typing excessively loud
just imagine KLACK KLIK KLACK KIK

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Gaaagh your making my ears bleed.


Attention! Mokuba Kaiba has been kidnapped yet again

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He's just in the bathroom.

Pennies taste good.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
glass marbles taste better

MOTHER OF GOD THE NEW MESSIAH OF GAMING IS ONE THE HORIZON!!!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's just me.

Seeing in color is a wonderful thing.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
not when your judgments are all black and white

to be a writer or reviewer, you must use puns as headings for everything

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
Some of the best reviewers don't do that at all. Look at Yahtzee... The titles to his videos are never puns, and since everything is audio/visual, we can't tell where the headings are in his videos.


Statement:
Time is fleeting.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if you've got time-goggles!
Then you can actually catch it!

Slow news days are more fun.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Time is slow and boring.


Rob Zombie makes good movies

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if you enjoy his brand of odd gut-spawned noises.
^_^

Getting old games to work again is a joy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!!
Getting old games to work again is a PAIN IN THE ASS. Hell, even getting NEW ONES to work is a pain in the ass... If you're a PC gamer anyway. I can't really speak for console gamers.


Statement:
Unforgotten Realms has forgotten (pun intended) how to be funny.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's merely lost some randomness. A focus on the plot has killed off a bit of the humor.

Statement:
Hillbillies are very bullet resistant.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
just shot resistent

they have +1 to alcohol resistence
[sup]I have returned from my absense from the internet[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
They also have -1 Alchohol Withdrawal resistence, +12 addiction (that is, they are more likely to get addicted), and a -infintey billion INTELLIGENCE, CHARISMA, and DEXTERITY.

Statement:
Jack Thompson is an idiot.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
he is just being himself,

which is exactly like he's a idiot

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Moron.
The word you're really looking for is moron.

Statement:
If the world is a lie, then you are a pathetic fallacy.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

You are being very confusing


Everything comes down to poop

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is digested down to it.

Rhino horns make good daggers.