Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Chocolate spread is.
[sup]Huh. I have never gone in there.[/sup]

Bread is tasty with butter and sugar.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
You left out cinnamon from that list.
[sup]Neither had I until two nights ago. It's interesting.[/sup]

Time can easily be lost track of when on the Escapist.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It takes on a mind of its own.
[sup]I've heard. Never actually decided to get on it, though...[/sup]

Minions are abusable.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
The only point of minions is to abuse them.
[sup]You should some time. I find it gets the best late at night, like twoish. (EST)[/sup]

Wall paint on your fingernails is hard to get off.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
not with paint thinner!!

putting "from hell" at the end of everything makes everything seem more evil................................even Jesus from hell, he turns all the booze into water, what a asshole

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It just makes them seem like a punk.
[sup]I should try that later this week.
I've got mah woman over tonight![/sup]

Rockets are meant to have people strapped to them.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

They needs multiple people's strapped to them it's that much funnier.


Glass is easily broken with the right hands

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's hard to break with your hands...try punching a plate glass window.
Chairs, on the other hand...

Folding laundry is never fun.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Except when you're blasting metal.
Then it's alright.

Painting a wall white (over black) is a pain to do.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if the black paint was put on in the last 50 years.
Faded paint is easy to paint over.

Freeman's Mind is a great machinima.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Nothing I don't know about can be considered great.
[sup]Yeah... this paint went on within the past month. We paint it afresh every month or so, depending on whether people paint over the black.
I still have paint on my hands.[/sup]

Coffee is man's best sleep-repressant.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Soda is better.
It doesn't mess with your digestive system.
[sup]oooh, that's annoying.[/sup]

You should always upgrade.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Except when it's just another lure from the capitalist society we're in, trying to get you to think it's okay to be a capitalist!
/paranoia + anger
[sup]And now I have to do a lighting design. Funtimes.[/sup]

Capitalism is bad.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only unrestrained capitalism.
[sup]Ewww. That doesn't even sound fun.[/sup]

Chatting is addictive.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
Well, only for you, I guess.

Statement:
Despite all announcements and rumors to the contrary, Heroes will never, ever end.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION1
It will end. I know this because all of the writers will die.
Soon.

Maniacal laughter is the best kind.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
evil echoing maniacal laughter is the best

I should really hand in my resume this weekend

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
All that you wrote on your resume was "I play guitars and Counter-Strike at the same time. Aren't I the shizz-nit?!?!"

Statement:
Dragon Age: Origins is great.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's great if you enjoy RPGs.
If you don't, I'm pretty sure it's hell.

If you light a fire, you should run.

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
If you light a contained fire, sit and stare at it.
For hours, and hours.
Until the fire goes out.

Free books are one of the greatest ideas ever.