Objection!!!!!

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
I have no clue who that is!

Pens are more fun to write with than pencils.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!
Pretty much.

Fountain pens are the best.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
Unless the tip gets bent. Then you're screwed.

Blowing stuff up is fun.

ae86gamer · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
Not until you blow yourself up.

Burning stuff is fun. Not burning yourself is even better.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
If you take the right precautions, burning yourself can be fun, too.

I could be a great ninja.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!
You are most likely white, meaning you could not be a ninja.

I could never be a ninja either.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
You could be, but you'd need more training than the rest of society.

Money is a good thing to have.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!
Money is the root of all evil.

It is also mathematically proven that girls are equal to evil.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
Who cares? They have boobs. That offsets the evil thing.

Hitting a woman is rarely acceptable.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!
That depends.

On how you define 'rarely'.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
I don't define it! Webster does!
[sup]rarely as in under certain circumstances.[/sup]

Juggling chainsaws is impressive.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!
Only if they're on fire.

Fire makes everything better.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
It makes everything perfect.

Making up stuff is fun!

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!
Is not.

I just made that up, and I had absolutely NO fun doing it.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
You had some fun. It might not have been much, but you did have some.

I should be knighted.

Heavy Metal Maniac · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!!
What qualities to do you have that you should be knighted for!

I should be a straight A student.

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!
You should be a straight A[sup]A[/sup] student!

I should be, too.

Berethond · Apr 30, 2009

OBJECTION!!!
Grades don't matter.

Grades actually do matter.

Lost In The Void · May 1, 2009

Objection you just contradicted yourself

Education matters somewhat

Neonbob · May 1, 2009

OBJECTION!
It matters very little. What matters is what you do with your gained knowledge.

I like games.