Objection!!!!!

Recommended Videos

NeoAC

Zombie Nation #LetsRise
Jun 9, 2008
8,574
0
0
<color=black>OBJ<color=brown>ECT<color=white>ION<color=red>!!!!!

I simply only need to point to Michael Jackson. He has no nose, sir.

Froot Loops are part of a balanced breakfast.
 

world_of_dragons

New member
Mar 20, 2009
845
0
0
OBJECTION!!!!

Froot Loops are indeed NOT part of a balanced breakfast because people only eat the cereal!

Hip Hop is dead. Just a bunch of have-assed beats, one-liner lyrics and same old poisonous fuckheaded crap that's always been there.
 

ElephantGuts

New member
Jul 9, 2008
3,520
0
0
Objection!

Mitch Hedberg was hilarious. There's nothing funny about decomposition of the human body. (Well sometimes there is, but I wouldn't call it hilarious. Amusing at best)

Statement: It's a small world after all.



berethond said:
OBJECTION!!!
Tanks are NOT cute. They're sexy.
Yes most tanks are sexy, like the King Tiger with its massive rippling muscles-er, gears, but have you seen the Hetzer (which is the nickname for the 38(t), they're the same thing)? It's so small and round, like a cute little bug. With a 75mm cannon sticking out of it, that is.
 

Lord George

New member
Aug 25, 2008
2,734
0
0
Objection!

Earths mean radius is 6,371.0 km that's pretty big to me.

Statement: You are typing your message on a keyboard
 

EscapeGoat_v1legacy

New member
Aug 20, 2008
2,788
0
0
NINJA'D DAMMIT!

OBJECTION!
I have an infra-red light display keyboard, so I'm actually typing on a desk, with a keyboard overlay displayed on it.

STATEMENT!
Black is a shade, not a colour!
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
12,257
0
0
OBJECTION!
Many artists actually consider black and white to be the ABSENCE of color, rather than colors or shades of colors in themselves.


Statement:
The only two things that you can count on are Death and Taxes.
 

ElephantGuts

New member
Jul 9, 2008
3,520
0
0
Objection!

What happens when the apocalypse comes and society breaks down and you no longer have a government to pay taxes to? Say goodbye to your precious reliable taxes.

Statement: It's a fucking massive world after all.
 
Feb 23, 2009
481
0
0
Objection!

Jupiter's diameter is 142,984 KM. Thats a fucking massive world compared to earth's 12,756 KM.

Statement:

The sun will explode rendering all human life pointless.
 

ae86gamer

New member
Mar 10, 2009
9,009
0
0
OBJECTION!
The sun won't explode for billions of years(Im just guessing)

Statement:
I love apple sauce. Its delicious!
 

ElephantGuts

New member
Jul 9, 2008
3,520
0
0
Objection!

No, you hate apple sauce. Stop lying to yourself. I don't know why though, I love apple sauce. Must be something wrong with you. Now go put the other piece of toast in your avatar out of its misery.

Thermobaric weapons are the most awesome type of explosive ever.
 

ae86gamer

New member
Mar 10, 2009
9,009
0
0
OBJECTION!
I don't know what Thermobaric weapons are.

Statement:
We all will object to each others statements.
 

ElephantGuts

New member
Jul 9, 2008
3,520
0
0
Objection!

Who's "we"? Because if you mean "we" as in the human race, then no. There are many people who do and will not object to the statements of others. Specifying is important.

Benito Mussolini was the shit.

EDIT: Ninja'd. And yes you did. Is it possible to object to a question?
 

ElephantGuts

New member
Jul 9, 2008
3,520
0
0
Objection!

Immanuel Kant isn't awesome. He's dead.

"The shit" is a slang term often used to describe something or someone's awesomeness or quality of superiority.