Objection!!!!!

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

It was based off a stupid TV show which was dumb

HIdeo Kajima has gone insane

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Who?

Dr.Pepper is awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is tasty. That is all.

Sales are good.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!
Clearances are better
(Hideo Kajima is the creator of Metal Gear and Metal Gear Solid series)

Resse's is the best candy EVAAAAAAAAR!!!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
It's the best candy EVER!

I'm watching South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
South Park has been a parade of crap since season 2 (all right, except for that episode when they made fun of High School Musical).

Statement:
I'm back and better than ever!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

OBJECTION!
You're back but just as good as you were.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Unless it rips your limbs off.

I sold something!

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
You tied someone down and forced them to make a purchase!

I was emo when the escapist was down

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You were suicidal.

Hate is a wonderful feeling.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Hate is the wonderful feeling

Happiness doesn't exist

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You kill fifty babies in a day, and then tell me there is no such thing as happiness. I dare you.

Scissors are good fun.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
They are an excellent time

Causing pain is a simple pleasure

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Only if you're pressed for time.

Sleeping is one of the best things in life.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
It's on the list.

Dreaming is fun

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Not when you're having a nightmare.

I should move back to Halifax.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTOIN!
Where the hell is Halifax!?

I should go to sleep

 

[the Tadman]

OBJECTION!
Sleep is overrated.

Kazakhstan is the world's asshole.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
Washington D.C. is the world's asshole. (it's where all of the big assholes in America meet, after all... except for Obama, he's cool) And yes, I am technically an american, since you asked.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are not technically an American. You are organically an American.

Robots are your new masters.