Objection!!!!!

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
its is the greatest

ponies drink soup

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
They drink it if its too hot.

Dogs have ears.

 

[Outasync]

OBJECTION! Dogs have certain types of ears

I exist

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You are a figment of my imagination.

We shall make this an epic thread.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Your a ghost!

Everyone is a ghost except for me.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
If that's the case, then humanity will disappear after you've died.

I will make pancakes.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
You will make waffles.

I will make fake vomit.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It will be real.

I cooked eggs this morning.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
You cooked egg whites.

I hate chickens.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You love them. They are tasty.

You will become yourself in 20 years.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
I don't understand that statement at all.

In 20 years I'll be 37.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You will be 37 and a sixth!

I will never write a script.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
You wrote one last night.

I don't know the definition of the word 'the'.

 

[Randomologist]

OBJECTION!
You will be 37 and a sixth!

I will never write a script.

OBJECTION!

The Latin alphabet itself is a script. The fact that you can write using this alphabet means you have written a script.

Perpetual motion is impossible.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That's not what the universe says!

I can buy a small monkey.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Objection!
Why not go for a large monkey? They can be used as guard monkeys for your home!

The wheels on the bus go round and round

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They go forward. Only forward.

Rowing a boat makes it move.

 

[terribleyetfun]

OBJECTION
this is no time for childish songs you are on trial for murder

STATEMENT
I submit to you the jury that my client was not at the scene of the crime and therefore could not have committed the murder.

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
Guilty!!

I don't think I should type these words.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
He is one of a set of identical triplets. How do you know who you're representing?

I killed babe! The pig.