Objection!!!!!

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!!!
kiwis Are the way to go

statement

but platypi r better

 

[ae86gamer]

Objection!
That statement made no sense.

I love running track.

 

[The_Chief]

Objection: NO ONE CAN LOVE RUNNING ITS JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!

I like picking up kids by the head

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
What if their bald?

I like to use my younger siblings as weapons.

 

[The_Chief]

Objection: use younger cousins, they're more disposable.

i like half like 2

 

[Berethond]

OBJECTION!!!
Just you wait for Half-Life 3

I like AoE III

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
No clue who/what that is.

My knowledge is limited.

 

[Vivaldi]

OBJECTION!!!!

You can spell knowledge, that is more than a lot of people!!!!

Statement:

This statement is false!

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!!
That statement was true!

I love apples.

 

[The_Chief]

objection: you love to eat, eat,eat apples and bananas, also you love to eat apples.

i like to listen to tenacious d

 

[deathstrikesquirrel]

Objection!

You don't like the actual music but the mind numbing sensations

Paul McCartney was a great artist

 

[ae86gamer]

OBJECTION!
Tenacious D had their own movie.

The Tenacious D movie was mildly hilarious.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

I haven't seen it yet.

Observe and Report had way too much penis for my liking, and it turned my friend's gf gay.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

OBJECTION!! You can't be 'turned' gay... she must have been already gay and the penis just pushed her over the edge.

I'm glad I didn't take my date to see Observe and Report.

Statement:
Penis is becoming more popular to show in movies.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Until Harrison Ford starts swinging his hammer around, we can't prove that.

All flashers are unfortunately male.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Objection!

All flashers are fortunately male (if you're gay). Besides, if they were girls they'd either be ugly as sin or charge you for it.

The Austro-Hungarian empire will be the world's dominant superpower within the next 20 years.

 

[NeoAC]

OBJECTION!

Everyone knows its the French-Chinese we have to worry about. They think they have a right to Hawaii!

China will be stopped by a chosen one, coming from a monastery in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

 

[The Brian J]

OBJECTION!

Cheyenne, Wyoming has never produced a famous person, so it's track record is rather bad. The chosen one is much more likely to come from Cody, WY, the birthplace of abstract artist Jackson Pollock.

Statement: Hulk Hogan will defeat Barack Obama in the 2012 Presidential Election.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

OBJECTION!
Barack Obama will CHANGE into Bruce Lee, and defeat Hulk Hogan.

STATEMENT!
Great Britain's 2012 Olympic Games will NOT fail!

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION! The best the brits can do is street parties.