Objection!!!!!

[Dorian]

Objection.
It wins the internet. And universe. AND the Peabody.
[sup]I shall enjoy reading it.
Well, I don't want to keep you...
Not really. It's mostly math and the Periodic Table of Elements.
Both of which I excel at [/sup]

I will be great in chemistry this year.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You'll be fantastic.
[sup]Yeah, but it's a lot of both.
Bleh.
Have I already sent you the last message NoMoreSanity sent me as an attempt to freak me out?[/sup]

Knowing what's ahead is useful.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!
[sup]I've seen A message from NMS.[/sup]

Swords go best with shields.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They go best with the bodies of your fallen foes.
[sup]Okay.
I'll send you the last one he gave me.
Lemme know if you've already seen it.
[/sup]

Nothing is more fun than [something generic here]

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
There's always porn. Or the real life equivalence of it.
[sup]PMed.
Maybe you should just send me all of them?[/sup]

I am tired for some reason.

 

[Simalacrum]

OBJECTION!
your no longer tired! why? CAUSE I TOLD YOU SO!
[small]and stop using this thread for small talk![/small]

people should be allowed to break rules so long as they have good intentions.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not if it's a rule that keeps other people sane. Or safe.
[sup]Never!
It makes the thread more interesting!
I'm not looking through that many messages, Portal...
*shudders*
[/sup]

New people in the thread are great fun.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Not it they're newbs.
[sup]Ditto.
Then why not make your own?[/sup]

I have a good point.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You have a point.
[sup]My own creepy message?
Because I'm not "feeling" it right now.
Those require a special kind of mindset.
And I'm thinking I'm gonna go play some CoD.
I'll check back in later, though![/sup]

Chatting to strangers is only good if they have candy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Chatting to strangers is only good if they have candy.

OBJECTION!!!
To quote Admiral Ackbar... "It's a trap!!!!!"

Statement:
Madness is a perfectly rational response to this world.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's a perfectly reasonable response to stuff out of this world, too.
[sup]Hi Doc![/sup]

Statement:
Nobody knows the trouble I'm in with the Barney secret police.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's not if you've been to New Sheoth recently. I really love what I've done with the place.
[sup]I can wait.
And I will.
*Pounds fists*[/sup]

Oblivion sounds good right now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
I know, and I can help.

[sup] Hey Neonbob, got Firefox working again, along with the rest of my computer. [/sup]

Statement:
There is no life in the void... just death, destruction, chaos... that sort of thing, you know?

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
There's life, but it's so small that you'd think it was dust.
[sup]Congrats!
You'll be on more, then?
Portal, you'll just have to be patient.
I know how odd that sounds coming from me, but...yeah.
With that, I'm off![/sup]

Statement:
Doodling is a fun way to kill time.

 

[Kingsman]

OBJECTION!

If Death is the act of Life being snuffed out, then HOW CAN THERE BE DEATH IN A PLACE WITHOUT LIFE?!

Furthermore, a VOID would imply complete and absolute nothingness, meaning nothing to destroy or wreak havoc on!

I hereby assert that the void is a still, silent, empty place with NEITHER life nor death!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
your seriosness to to serios for me to take seriose

I'm strange that way

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
So are we all.

I just got a new badge!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You know perfectly well. You're posting.

FREE MASONS ARE GOING TO KEEL US!!!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

That's the illuminati that are gon kill us.


I broke the house