Objection!!!!!

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not around nuns...they hit you.
[sup]Nope.
Just that I was worried you had been forever scarred.
Goatse is bad enough...Dramattica is just...ew.[/sup]

That site has some pretty bad stuff.

 

[Dorian]

YES.
[sup]Phew...
I already am, in case you hadn't noticed. [/cold-voice][/sup]

Being cold is the best way of meanness.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Nope.
Not quite.
There are better ways.
[sup]I know.
Double scars would be quite unfortunate.[/sup]

Dealing with gangsters is tiring.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Not for me. They don't even exist in my world.
[sup]You and I both know that they run too deep to be scarred again.[/sup]

Emotional scars are horrible.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
I knowz!

Statement:
Dusting is a pain in the ass

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Says you.

Dusting is easy as hell.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not if your doing it for the first time of 2009!

Statement:
My eyes are on fire!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
They're set ablaze.

Sometimes mice are big nuisances.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're just smoldering.
You saw smexy Portal.
No Sometimes about it.
[sup]Yeah.
But hey, you seem to be fitting in here.
When's your friend over?[/sup]

Cluelessness is a bad state.

 

[ajb924]

objection!
That word has WAY too many S's.
[sub]Hey Neon![/sub]

Statement:
I need to take a driving test...

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's the worst state.
[sup]Heh. That's what you think.
Supposedly within a few hours.[/sup]

I am an unlikable person.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not online.
You're just strange here.
[sup]Hi AJB!
How have you been?
Sounds good, Portal.[/sup]

Lazy days drag on.

 

[ajb924]

OBJECTION!
Not when they're your only escape from school!
[sub]Eh, not bad.
How's college?[/sub]

Statement:
Spiders are scary

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Not when they're squished.
[sup]Pretty good.
Had a lazy day today. Should have gotten something done, but meh.
Have you tried the Arkham Asylum demo?[/sup]

Good games being released when you have no console sucks.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
sure y not
[sup]wow food is delicious! hey ajb[/sup]

england is awesome!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's cool.
But it's better...IN AMERICA!
[sup]Really?[/sup]

Live shows are a true test of a band's merit.

 

[Kingsman]

OBJECTION!

Ignorance is bliss! This is a common and well-known fact!

I say that most of you people have lost your ways in being objectionable! This thread was meant to allow solid, serious-business styled OBJECTIONS to the previous poster, and now it has degenerated into OBJECTION for OBJECTION's sake!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It has not degenerated at all.
You have merely failed to grasp the value of drawing an objection out of something mundane or everyday.
Give it a shot.

Lizards should rule the world.

 

[Kingsman]

DOUBLE OBJECTION!

1) Lizards are clueless animals that cannot even take temperature extremes in times of crises! They are too frail and vulnerable to be world leaders!

2) I declare you to be blind, good sir, for if these are "valuable objections":

Statement:I hereby assert that the void is a still, silent, empty place with NEITHER life nor death!

Reply:your seriosness to to serios for me to take seriose

Statement:Tonberrys are the greatest monsters ever to appear in FF.

Reply: ..I never played any FF(and never will), so I cannot judge.

Statement: Ignorance is never blissful.

Reply: *Plays video of your parents in bed*

In a thread that was supposed to be about this:

Okay, here's how the game works; simply contradict what other thread posters say. But, you have to present a LOGICAL ARGUMENT as to why you are contradicting what previous thread poster said. I.E. you can't say "OBJECTION!!!!" and then just type "Because" or something like that. Or your objection will be overruled. You have to present a quick, logical argument. Oh, and make sure that you quote whoever you happen to be objecting.

Then I hereby declare you to be a fruit-flavored cereal sold by two primitive cavemen to unsuspecting children! BIZZURNT!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That is completely impossible, as the cavemen were all wiped out by a massive genocidal effort by their evolutionary cousins.
So I am sold by them.
Not cavemen.
Hah.

A solid treaty has terms for both sides.