Objection!!!!!

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

OBJECTION!
That is completely impossible, as the cavemen were all wiped out by a massive genocidal effort by their evolutionary cousins.
So I am sold by them.
Not cavemen.
Hah.

A solid treaty has terms for both sides.

Objection!
Only if both sides still exist

Curry is the best food EVAR!!!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
sushi is

the only people who say sushi is all raw fish , hate sushi

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

They also say it tastes like diarrhea.

OH MY GOD it's a spy
(100 points if you know the refrence)

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
"It" is a vague term, therefore it could be any number of things.
Your declaration of it being a spy could just be an attempt to lead us astray.
Thus, I propose we simply call it "It."

Speaking in another language is tough.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You need to LEARN it first.

Derailing a thread is fun!

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
so is yo mama!
[sup]annyooneee there?!?![/sup]

music is for people with ears

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
It's for dogs, too.
[sup]I'm here.
For a half-hour.[/sup]

Full hours are better.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
i know.
[sup]hows it goin?[/sup]

rain is bad when it floods

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
The rain feeds the desert!
[sup]It goes well.
How's it like on the other side of the puddle?[/sup]

Frenchland is a great country.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
its french ur a liar
[sup]....it goes ok but never say the other side of the puddle. i just got back from some steamtrain tea. i never knew scones were so good. and i almost fell 300yds down into a ravine. so it was a fun afternoon. its reallly rainy though and i hate that cuz theres nothing to do. but like a half amile walk from were im staying with my moms friends there is a huge open country side. so its pretty good[/sup]

long messages irratate the world

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
I am not the world!
[sup]Yay country side!
Plus, they have a SMEXBOX!!!!![/sup]

Smexboxes are the best invention evar.

 

[The_Chief]

OBEJECTION!
internet is
[sup]yea...i lied. its a smexbox controller for the comp. but i JUST found that out.[/sup]

countryside is awesome!

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
Countryside with an ice cream shop is awesome!
[sup]Well, you still have the smexy smexbox controller...[/sup]

Smexbox controllers fit nicely.

 

[The_Chief]

objection!
sex joke.
[sup]lol yea. i gotta go for a bit. ill be back later. please tell me u will be to[/sup]

i miss the escapist

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
On the internet, The Escapist misses you!
[sup]I might, I might not.
Bye Laz0r![/sup]

The flying monkeys need to wear diapers.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They need to wear parachutes, just in case their wings fail. While falling crap may be a nuisance, falling monkeys would be much more harmful to people and places.
[sup]Hello all![/sup]

Writing well is tough.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
You obviously have no sense of creativity.
[sup]Hello!
I be back now![/sup]

Snake meat is full of nutrition.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It is full of protein, which is only one kind of nutrient. You'd need to fill it with other kinds of food for that to be true.
[sup]Heyo!
How was yesterday?[/sup]

Learning to play guitar would be cool.

 

[Dorian]

Objection.
No music man disagrees. GREATLY.
[sup]Pretty lonely.
And yours?[/sup]

Loneliness is never a good feeling.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's never a good sensation, perhaps, but as a feeling, it can be quite good if you've been in a hellish relationship.
[sup]Did your friend come over?[/sup]

We have to be careful around those we care for sometimes.