Objection!!!!!

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! T breadsticks taste is fine, but the germs infesting the stale pockets inside the bread give it a none-too-subtle death taste.
[sup]Very, football, volleyball, soccer, golf, and seminarians. Very, very busy.[/sup]


Anonimity, combined with the internet, gives people powers they shouldn't have.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It just gives them an illusion of being much cooler than they are, and that makes them spout off at the mouth.
[sup]Good lord!
That's...way too many people to consider right now.
How have you been managing?[/sup]

Being clueless is not fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! It's the only comfortable way to live.
[sup]It's actually going pretty o.k, just running constantly. [/sup]


I can't decide between the red pill and the blue pill.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You're pretty sure you want the red one.
It's more fun that way.
[sup]Well, that's good to hear.[/sup]

Derailing can be enjoyable.

 

[The_Chief]

OBJECTION!
so is yo mama

UK is fun!

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's only fun for visits.
Try living there.


Firing a laser would be incredibly fun.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Firing a laser from your nipples would be Epic!
[sup]Holy Hell, these bastards can eat![/sup]


Masticate is an awesome word to use around people who don't know what it means.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It's an awesome word around those who know what it means, too.
Makes you look smart.
[sup]They're still going?[/sup]

Timing is important in comedy.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Humor is important in comedy, timing is important in races.
[sup]Dining room's open until 8 p.m., so they've been coming in waves. Asshats.[/sup]

A water-resistant coat is handy when it's raining out. Unless it's acid rain, then they don't do jack.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They do something, but not quite enough to make going out worthwhile.
Unless you like the two face look.
[sup]Sheezus. How many would you guess have come through?[/sup]

Sleet is an annoying kind of weather.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!!!
I love all types of cold and wet weather, therefore, SLEET IS AWESOME!


Statement:
Whoever wins the "Stonking Great Games Contest" is a glutton for punishment.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! They will be revered throughout the land as a savior, and we will bring them candy, and stale, warm beer.
[sup]Damn, Neon, there was probably about 800-850, including coaches, advisors, and their families.[/sup]


Frat boys tend to be irritating little douches.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
The stereotypical ones do.
There are some decent ones out there...somewhere.
[sup]Woah...that's insane.
It's over now, right?[/sup]

Statement:
Logic is best used against people.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Superior firepower overrides logic anyday, everyone knows that.
[sup]When you replied, Neon, yes, they were done. But now I'm back at it once again.[/sup]


You can't reason with them.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They can be reasonable, but you need to be carrying a rather large weapon of some kind.
[sup]Good lord.
No end to them?[/sup]

Hot water is a good theft deterrent.

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Sriracha hot sauce is more effective.
[sup]Nope, no end, I'm feeding them up until school starts then it's go time! How are things there?[/sup]


Gyros make a tasty snack, when in the mood for something made from lamb and desiring food that came from Greece.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Greek people are better. They're a kind of lamb.
I think...
[sup]Woah...things are pretty good.
Complicated romantic crap, but other than that, I can't complain.
[/sup]

Women are half crazy.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

Women are very sane compared to some peoples.
[sup] my girlfriend is very sane and i love her [/sup]

I want to be the joker

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
You want to be something like him.
Maybe just a lookalike.
But do you really want to get beaten up by Batman every week?
[sup]Lucky you
My now-ex was crazy, and I loved her too...[/sup]

Snot is ugly.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

boogers are ugly.
[sup] i may get beaten up by batman all the time but i'll keep coming back and get stronger each time. [/sup]


Cats are fun to play with