Objection!!!!!

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
There was nothing funny that was said.

Staying up in the dark improves your night vision greatly.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
It doesn't if you are staring into a bright computer screen.
Then you're actually hurting it.

A good pillow makes a bed better.

 

[Empireth]

Objection!
A good pillow makes anywhere better.

Music is the reason I am still alive.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!!@!!!
that dwarf who's taken a liking to you is

I will never name my kid "Jack" as long as my last name remains "Knauff' (pronounced Noff)

 

[Empireth]

OBJECTION!
Your wife might.

Guitar Gamer is a totally cool guy.

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION!
I'm cooler.

STATEMENT!
This statement is false.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!!
self referencing in general must be used with caution

Empireth was totally right on his last post

 

[TheDoctor455]

OBJECTION!
Empireth was not right in his last post. You are so lame. Can't even stick with one Avatar for long... And at least your last Avatar (the last one I saw, anyway), made sense.

Statement:
This thread has 245 pages of comments.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
They're not comments!
They are a series of statements.
And I am not splitting hairs.

Sniper rifles make a day more fun.

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION!
Everyone knows RPG's are a better funtime.

STATEMENT!
Has anyone really even been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?

 

[chefassassin2]

Objection!! Yes. And it broke my brain.


Sex with Cthulhu would be about the most pleasureable experience one could imagine.

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION!
Um. No. For one thing, Chtulu's appearance would break your mind as soon as you looked at it. The mind cannot comprehend it.

STATEMENT!
Marukawa bubble gum is the best brand of gum ever.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
Double Bubble is the best. Everyone knows that.

Dumb action movies are fun to watch.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!
only with friends, otherwise you wonder what your doing

gif avatars are awesome

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION!
unless they depict baby seals being clubbed to death or something.

Statement!
This thread is really getting narrow. Only ~5 people have been posting for the last few pages.
GOD WE'RE SAD.

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
We're not sad at all. We're talking online with people we barely know!
SSsshhhh.

Moon pies are tasty.

 

[NimbleJack3]

OBJECTION!
I don't know what a moon pie is. So I can't say they're tasty.

STATEMENT!
What's a moon pie?

 

[Neonbob]

OBJECTION!
That is not a statement. It is a question.
And here you go

Nelson Muntz has an odd voice.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

OBJECTION!

It's quite normal considering he hasn't hit puberty


Cheese can make for fun times with hungry cats

 

[Guitar Gamer]

OBJECTION!
better with ravenous cats

we must post here more often