Obscure Gaming Quotes

[somersetal]

for a brick he flew pretty good!

 

[diebane]

I didn't find any quote which I knew or hadn't been answered yet, so I'm going to break da rules!

1. "Have no fear, [name] is here!" Easy

2. Hands detonator to women: "Davai" Already pretty hard

3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall

 

[IamQ]

"All fixed thanks to me!............Your welcome"

Sounds like something out of a Jak and Daxter game. Am I right?

 

[zHellas]

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

Rachet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal!

I knew that sounded familiar as soon as I read "squishies".

 

[WittyName]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

Die Hard Trilogy, the game inside the Nakatomi building?

 

[Broady Brio]

"You think you can surpass my skill?!"
"Nope. I'm gonna cheat."

*Gunshot.

 

[-Drifter-]

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

Sacrifice. (I cheated, by the way.)

That's what I got too. Google works.

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

SONOFABITCH! I know this game. The one with the shark launchers and such. I want to say it's called Total Annihilation?. A hint? I remember seeing an X-Play review of it.

Well, you could just go to page two. Someone already got it. If you'd rather guess yourself though, I could give you a hint...

Uh, I know! Finish this sentence: "The suspects are believed to be _____ and _________"

 

[camz123]

"Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry turkey? Third degree burns over 95% of his body. They even had doctors coming in for miles to see him cos they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns..."

I haven't even heard that one yet but I still know it is from ellis on Left 4 dead 2 from just from the name Keith

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Can nobody get this? I'm disappointed.

 

[Wutaiflea]

Hm, okay, I wonder if anyone can get these:

"I've always wanted to do that!"

"Why would someone break my Christmas decorations?!"

"Send that soldier a bomb or something!"

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

No time to play with myself" (when trying to use the Duke Nukem arcade machine )

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

«Men, fight and die...with honor!»

I´ll give you a hint:it´s from a ps2 game.

 

[Grayjack]

"Ahhh...I see three sets of boobies...and one...cutting board."

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Send that soldier a bomb or something!"

I could answer, because it's the same game as my quote way back on page 2 of the thread (which nobody has gotten yet), so I'll leave off and see if anybody else can answer it.

 

[radioactive lemur]

"Hey, watch out!" (most should get this one)
"How the hell did you ever survive ten years" (little harder)
"I'll never forget what my father told me when I was 6 years old. Sometimes all you have are a bullet and a prayer. Wise words." (I'll be surprised if people get that one)

Is that last one from Red Faction Guerrilla? There's at least a similar one:

"I'll never forget what my dad said to me on my fifth birthday. Sometimes all you have is a bullet and a prayer. Don't miss. Words to live by."

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"There are no insects crawling anywhere. Not on your body, not in your hair, not on your clothes"

Correct!! I honestly didn't think anyone would get it.

 

[radioactive lemur]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Jak 2!

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time