Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Jabberwock xeno]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

(looks at avatar) ............may need another hint.

I'm guessing that was sarcasm?

[small]pay no attention to the avatar![/small]

And you still have to say the name...

 

[LaughingAtlas]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

Gun. Reed got what he deserved.
Some not particularly well-known conversations:

Character G:"Worlds will tremble, stars will shake...!"
Character K:*throws a lightsaber through important generator* "Your shields will fall."
Character G: "GRAAAH!"

Character K:"Think of tanks... Think of airplanes!"
Character S:"Use your imagination, [NAME], think big like the americans! Think of bombs!"

Character R:"There it is, Pulsar Infernus Typhoon Omega!"
Character M:"Hmm... P-p-inf-tyfn-om... PINTO!"
Character R:"What!?"

 

[Trotgar]

"you must construct addition py-" no..that's too easy.

"I'm not a merry mutant!"

I'll throw you all a bone anyway.

Is that from

Spoiler

Marcus (Fallout 2)?

EDIT 2: Oh damn, ninja'd a long time ago. Oh well.

OT:
-"Um... has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?"
EDIT: might just as well add another one:
"-Character A: Attention; Character A. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Character B: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Character A: Affirmatory.
Character B: Then the answer is yes."

Spoiler: Hints

-Look at my avatar.
-This game has a huge amount of great quotes, but I guess it would be pointless to add those.

and:
-"Butt kicking! For Goodness!" (this is a classic).

 

[Crelda]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

Due to the sole mention of "Jenny," I'm going to have to guess The Darkness? It's been a long time since I have played that game, but I'm pretty sure that is right there at the end.

 

[Macrobstar]

"hello"

 

[AlexJ412]

"Lunch makes everything better!" "Oh look, I have cheese!"

probably really obvious

 

[Trent Kama]

"Taxi apple sponge! Skunks playing poker! Basketball cheesesteak!"

If anyone knows what game this is from without Googling, you deserve some sort of medal made of cookies.

 

[Gunjack65]

1. Ahhh, fresh from the bowls of a king Ameboid!
2. Our Boy here gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off, so dont piss him off.
3. They eat with their mouths? Urgh! I think I am going to be violently Ill.
4. I dont care how many stomacs you have, I dont have time for this

Two of those are from the same game.

 

[bad_dog14]

I think it goes a little bit like this, I'm not sure:

"By answering politely, how the fuck do you think? Now get ready to move."

 

[LightningBanks]

"Come enjoy a natural wonderland, to which we've added the world's finest resort facilities, a spectacular amusement park, AND...succulent seafood."

Bioshock 2?

It was Super mario sunshine

 

[jebussaves88]

"Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry turkey? Third degree burns over 95% of his body. They even had doctors coming in for miles to see him cos they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns..."

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Jak 2.

Yeah.

 

[LightningBanks]

"Get in the bag, future criminal."

Deathspank, those dam orphans took so long to save

 

[Mr.Amakir]

"you must construct addition py-" no..that's too easy.

"I'm not a merry mutant!"

I'll throw you all a bone anyway.

Is that from

Spoiler

Marcus (Fallout 2)?

EDIT 2: Oh damn, ninja'd a long time ago. Oh well.

OT:
-"Um... has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?"
EDIT: might just as well add another one:
"-Character A: Attention; Character A. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Character B: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Character A: Affirmatory.
Character B: Then the answer is yes."

Spoiler: Hints

-Look at my avatar.
-This game has a huge amount of great quotes, but I guess it would be pointless to add those.

and:
-"Butt kicking! For Goodness!" (this is a classic).

Planescape: Torment

 

[IamQ]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Jak 2!

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

 

[03August2009]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

shellshock nam '67