Obscure Gaming Quotes

[radioactive lemur]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Daxter, from Jak and Daxter. Easy one, I didn't even have to cheat.

 

[radioactive lemur]

"Hey, watch out!" (most should get this one)
"How the hell did you ever survive ten years" (little harder)
"I'll never forget what my father told me when I was 6 years old. Sometimes all you have are a bullet and a prayer. Wise words." (I'll be surprised if people get that one)

 

[Suicideking]

On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"

One of the fables, probably.

Nope, not from a Fable game.

 

[The Night Shade]

"Dog controls your life now"

 

[Railgun88]

Player: "That sound makes me want to kill someone"

Person making the sound: "You too?"

It's from Grim Fandango.

Holy shit!! I completley forgot about that game. It' been like 12 or 13 years since I played that.

 

[mParadox]

"Hell i was once a Chinaman for 6 month..."

 

[Nouw]

METAL BOXES!

If you played the game and don't know it, SHAME ON YOU!

Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Carron, was it? Chaos leader, in any case.


Now for another one, since no one responded to my last quote. "P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."

Or a more famous quote from the sequel, or at least part of the quote: "I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world grows dim and cold."

Correct! Hilarious scene eh.

 

[Cogwheel]

METAL BOXES!

If you played the game and don't know it, SHAME ON YOU!

Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Carron, was it? Chaos leader, in any case.


Now for another one, since no one responded to my last quote. "P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."

Or a more famous quote from the sequel, or at least part of the quote: "I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world grows dim and cold."

Correct! Hilarious scene eh.

Hardly obscure, but yes. I really, really hope the cheese was intentional. That said, I still think the orks are funnier.

 

[Nouw]

METAL BOXES!

If you played the game and don't know it, SHAME ON YOU!

Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Carron, was it? Chaos leader, in any case.


Now for another one, since no one responded to my last quote. "P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."

Or a more famous quote from the sequel, or at least part of the quote: "I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world grows dim and cold."

Correct! Hilarious scene eh.

Hardly obscure, but yes. I really, really hope the cheese was intentional. That said, I still think the orks are funnier.

And I agree, the Orks are undoubtedly the most hilarious.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

"Hell i was once a Chinaman for 6 month..."

Bioshock!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Well, my one's really easy. But it's the quote that makes me laugh every time:

Show me thine strength, and the strength of thine souls!

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

Hello.
Hello.
Follow me.
OK.

fable 2...?

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

"Peelz here!"

LEFT FOR FRICKIN DEAD WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Wouter Heyndrickx]

"Come enjoy a natural wonderland, to which we've added the world's finest resort facilities, a spectacular amusement park, AND...succulent seafood."

Bioshock 2?

 

[Wouter Heyndrickx]

Here's my one:
'You spoony bard!'

 

[MaVeN1337]

My favorite from fallout 3...Gob from megaton when you piss him off.

"Yeah. Enjoy...Dick."

 

[Mr.Amakir]

Here's my one:
'You spoony bard!'

Final Fantasy IV

"I SPILL MY DRIK"

 

[Daverson]

"Gah! No leg room, this whole mission's economy class!"
(This one is pretty obscure! =D )

"And remeber the golden rule, no freakers on the beach."
(Not so much obscure as old, but one of my favourites =p )

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

 

[Aethren]

May the light have mercy, for I will not
bonus points for the character who says it

Oh please, it's Arthas. The 'light' completely gave it away. Warcraft 3. Or WoW.

As for my own:

Werewolves? Where? Wolves? Men that are wolves? Many wolves. Everywhere. Many men. That is enough.