Obscure Gaming Quotes

[SiegeJack]

These two quotes are from the same game:

"There's gold in dem hills!"


Character C: Lay down your arms or we will take you by force!

Character A: Says you and what army!?!

Character B: What?!?!

Character A: Always wanted to say that, sounds cool?





I think I made it TOO easy....

Battlefield Bad Company - Haggard

GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! AAAHAHH!!!

Baldur's Gate - Minsc

"They made you do what...? LIKE A MONKEY?!"

If someone has already answered this one, I'm sorry, but I reckon it's one of the monkey island games.

Timesplitters: Future Perfect - Captain Ash

 

[zHellas]

"They eat with their mouths?...I think I'm going to be sick!"

My own one... Okay, I remember from the game, but not well, so it is wiki copied

character: [to himself] They eat with their mouths? Ugh! I think I'm going to be violently ill!
character: [to the cow] Attention, Earth Creature: This planet is now part of the Furon Empire. Your benevolent masters welcome you.
Cow: Moooooooooooo.
Character: At this time, we wish to abduct you for the purpose of scientific research. The procedure will be protracted and invasive. Do you have any objections?
Cow: MOOOOOOOOOOO.
Character: Earth Creature: I am addressing you! Respond, or be vaporized!
[cow unloads its bowels]
Character: I don't care how many stomachs you have; I d

Obviously Destroy All Humans!.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Now lets see if you can guess the next quote I gave:

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Too easy, although of course, they're always easy when you know them.

Day of the Tentacle, when you're defrosting the hamster you froze in the present. I can't remember why you sent the hamster, but I can remember putting a jumper in the dryer for 200 years to shrink it enough for him to wear it, otherwise you can't freeze him!

Classic gaming

If it was so easy, then why'd it take nearly 2 days for somebody to guess it?
BTW, you needed the hamster to power the hamster generator so you could plug in the Chronojon(sp?) and return to the present.

 

[Aidinthel]

"What do you mean he's unstoppable? You are superior to him in every way that counts. You are better trained, better equipped, you outnumber him at least 20 to 1. Do... your... job!"

 

[number2301]

If it was so easy, then why'd it take nearly 2 days for somebody to guess it?
BTW, you needed the hamster to power the hamster generator so you could plug in the Chronojon(sp?) and return to the present.

I guess I should have checked the post date!

Because this thread hasn't been done a million times before.

Anyway, you post a video game quote you think is obscure, people try to guess the game it's from while posting their own. I'll start.

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

No cheating.

Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts!?

Is that Gauntlet?

 

[Atticus89]

"Wow, that was an amazingly corny speech. Congratulations."

 

[Ibanez887]

"you must construct addition py-" no..that's too easy.

"I'm not a merry mutant!"

I'll throw you all a bone anyway.

Merry Mutant, the one and only Marcus the Super Mutant

 

[huigho1215]

obscure?

"we won't know until we try"

 

[Swifteye]

"What? You kept them in your stomach? What else do you keep in there?
Never mind, you don't need to show me. Its alright, really!"

Solid Snake talking about swallowing a pack of cigs from MGS1??

"YOU FLAMING IDIOTS!!!! TAKE THIS!!!"

Dynasty warriors 2 from the "Yellow Turban rebellion"

Oh! So close my friend, it was three not two.

 

[fletch_talon]

"What? You kept them in your stomach? What else do you keep in there?
Never mind, you don't need to show me. Its alright, really!"

Solid Snake talking about swallowing a pack of cigs from MGS1??

Close but...

Spoiler

No cigar.

Actually not even close.

 

[Crapster]

I have another one.

"Not bad. Not good either, but not bad."

Erm... Lego Island? I know they say something a lot like that...


"Ahoy there Fancy Pants!"

"Graham! Watch out! It's a pooooisssssonous snake!"

 

[huigho1215]

Ready,1,2,3, FUZZY PICKLES!!!

Shouldn't be too hard.

don't know if someone's said it but: Earthbound

 

[Free Thinker]

My personal favorite quote, and a motto to live by for me.
"The regular folk ain't ready for the raw sex appeal I'd unleash into the galaxy."

 

[huigho1215]

(Chirp)"I'll give you some sparrow advice!"(Chirp)

Another one is:

Please take this cookie. It doesn't taste good, but please....take this bad cookie...I hope it's useful...

Mother 3?

 

[Cogwheel]

Dammit, answered before the resident Sacrifice fan can get here. Sadness.

Oh well. Got a few here.

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... suppose one day, it lands on its edge."

Easy one, I think. Next is a bit harder.

I registered just to answer this one. Surprised no one answered that one.

It's from Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2 or Defiance, not sure which one, but I'd say it's Defiance.

I'm surprised it took someone this long to get it, honestly. Also, it's Soul Reaver 2.

 

[Carlan]

On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"

If I'm not mistaken, those are tombstones from Arcanum.

 

[Suicideking]

On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"

If I'm not mistaken, those are tombstones from Arcanum.

Indeed they are.