Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Almgandi]

ok here's mine

"the way they miau and they piss everywhere and their shit smells bloody awful."

 

[Carlan]

Here's one.

"Arrrghh!! He had to face The Inn of Sins but at least he kept his leggy limbs, I think we should be crowning hims The King of Limbo!"

 

[Waaghpowa]

"Cow saved cow from the evil cow"

 

[ServebotFrank]

"Tell my family I died... as a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn..."

I will be shocked if anyone has not only played that game but beaten it.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, I've got another one,
"Stop rocking the boat."

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

jak 2

 

[-Drifter-]

Because this thread hasn't been done a million times before.

Anyway, you post a video game quote you think is obscure, people try to guess the game it's from while posting their own. I'll start.

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

No cheating.

Who else would be capable of such barbaric acts!?

Is that Gauntlet?

Nope!

I don't recognize your quote. Are we thinking of the same game? How do we tell?

 

[ExaltedK9]

"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.

 

[Deathkingo]

Hello.
Hello.
Follow me.
OK.

Man, i knew this one as soon as I read it. I still say "follow me" like Abe does sometimes...

 

[Mattismen]

After throwing his two wounded friends off a cliff into the ocean below "Wow you guys sure are brave to jump off this cliff into the water below, I mean look at how high up we are." Goes to slowly climb down the cliff only to slip "What thef-! Oh Shi-! No Way! AAAHHHH."

That should be Laguna from final fantasy 8 if im not mistaken

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

"Don't you recognize me?! It is me, Guybrush Threpwood!"
"Oh... Hello, Mr. Wood."

 

[6unn3r]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

Operation Flashpoint: Cold War Crisis, Koslowski also gives one of the best lines right at the start of the game when he says somthing about shitting your pants but i cant remember it exactly....anyone know it?

Mine:
Character A: Good job, ****. Now the whole mission will look like a robbery. They'll never know why we were here.
Character B: ****, now that I'm holding fifty million bucks... I think we need to talk about that raise again.
Character A: Hmmm, 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
Character B: Deal.

 

[iFail69]

Person A: "Cover me"
Person B: "Fuck you man, cover ME!!"

ahhhh I will always remember that xD

 

[Nieroshai]

"A guy decided he was gonna make a million, opened up a restraunt that serves rats. Rats in a cream sauce, rat flambe, deep fried rat, with bonemeal gravy, lemon rat, with wild rice, and rat ragu with powdered deer penis."
I think this one is pretty easy but let us see.

Oblivion, those two Argonian brothers. Don't remember names or the quest.