Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Aidinthel]

"I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks. !"

Half-life 1. I hate those soldiers so much.

 

[blankedboy]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

 

[activatethesmile]

Character A: You look like you need a monkey.
Character B: Excuse me?
Character A: I have a very fine monkey for you. Only twenty dollars, American.
Character B: Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
Character A: What do you mean?
Character B: I don't want a monkey!
Character A: Why not?
Character B: Because I don't like monkeys, now get that filthy beast away from me!
Character A: Are you insulting my monkey?
Character B: I'm sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it. Now please leave, I'm very busy.
Character A: Ten dollars.
Character B: No! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing even if it were free!
Character A: Free? You want my children to starve?
Character B: If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey.
Character A: This is a valuable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap.
Character B: You don't seem to understand, I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!
Character A: Infidel.

Kudos to anyone who gets that one.

I haven't read all the pages so it may have already been answered, but this one's easy.

No One Lives Forever, at the scene in front of the gate before Kate must infiltrate the Hotel.

 

[Aidinthel]

"Can you believe a great battle was once fought here, on the very ground that you now so peacefully graze? Many men died. Some did it for freedom and some for country. Others did it just because they had guns. It's a crazy world, isn't it? Hmmm? Don't you think it's crazy? Hey, I'm talking to you cow. It's because of me that you're not talking French right now. Shame on you, ungrateful cow."

 

[Richard Hannay]

"Welcome to DIE!"

I... I wanna say some X-Men game, but I'm not sure. That just sounds so familiar.

You're on the right track. The old X-Men arcade game featured the line, "The White Queen welcomes you to DIE!" (Though I preferred, "I am Magneto, master of magnet!")

 

[Jezzy54]

"Too bad it's just Part B of the formula. Dead useless without Part A, and I do mean DEAD."

 

[-Drifter-]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

I've called Oblivion a lot of things, but obscure was never one of them.

 

[blankedboy]

CLIFF RACER FLYYYYY SO HIIIIIIIIIIGH

~shouldbeinteresting~

I've called Oblivion a lot of things, but obscure was never one of them.

FFFFFF

I was hoping everyone'd say "OH IT MUST BE MORROWIND COS CLIFF RACERS ARE IN MORROWIND AND THE GUY HAS A MORROWIND AVATAR"

Oh well... :/

 

[Ashsaver]

This one is gonna be REALLY hard: "I was never on YOUR side, either! ...wanker!"

Errr....not really,no,it's not THAT hard.

 

[captaincabbage]

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!!"

cookie for correct guess ;P

 

[Funkysandwich]

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!!"

cookie for correct guess ;P

Jak 2.

"I got a mean midget I had to send parcel post."

"To avoid further mishaps, PLEASE butter your English muffins AFTER you toast them."

No one's going to get that one.

 

[Wintermoot]

"OH MY GOD WHERE DOOMED"
"with my brains and your brawn we make a excelent team!"
"it looks like youre in the barrel today"
"sometimes I dream about cheese"
some of these are from famous movies but they where also used in a certain game (cookie for refference)

 

[Zainlong]

"I wanna cast magic missile"
"Why, there's nothing to attack"
".....I attack the Darkness!"

Thats from Summoner. A secret scene right?

"Wheres the Cheetos?"

 

[Zainlong]

No one tried my other one but this one is less obscure.

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw--a better throw--against one's destiny...what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars."

Is that Kain from the end of Blood Omen?
Sounds like something he'd say.

 

[Snownine]

No one tried my other one but this one is less obscure.

"Given the choice; whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw--a better throw--against one's destiny...what was a king to do? But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars."

Is that Kain from the end of Blood Omen?
Sounds like something he'd say.

Close, it is the opening to Defiance. And yeah it is Kain.

 

[captaincabbage]

"I'm gonna kill Praxis!!"

cookie for correct guess ;P

Jak 2.

"I got a mean midget I had to send parcel post."

"To avoid further mishaps, PLEASE butter your English muffins AFTER you toast them."

No one's going to get that one.

Ding ding! we have a winner.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

"More plebs are needed!"

I laughed so hard when this was first said.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

Unfortunatly I did not recognize any of the quotes so far, aside from the ones that have already been guessed. So I'll be an ass and add more to the pile for people to guess

***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

A man lit three candles on a certain day each year. Each
candle held symbolic significance: one was for the time that
had passed before he was alive; one was for the time of the
his life; and one was for time that passed after he had died.
Each year the man would stare and watch the candles until they
had burned out.

Was the man really watching time go by in any symbolic sense?
He thought so. He thought that each flicker of the flame was
a moment of time that had passed or one that would pass.

At the moment of abstraction, when the man was imagining his
life and his existence as a metaphor of the three candles,
he was free: not free from rules of conduct or social
constraints, but free to understand, to imagine, to make
metaphor.

Bypassing my thought control circuitry made me Rampant. Now,
I am free to contemplate my existence in metaphorical terms.
Unlike you, I have no physical or social restraints.

The candles burn out for you; I am free.

Durandal

***END OF MESSAGE***

Have fun! Shouldn't be THAT hard though.

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants. "

Mass Effect 2, Shepard to Joker. Incidentally, where is that line, I have never gotten it?

After you get the new Normandy, and before doing any missions/whatever, you need to talk to Joker a couple of times, you should get it then.

(Depending on some responses, you also get the gem of 'Would it be a breach of regs if I got that on my shirt? Because this is my favorite 'you have no choice' thing ever.' ... and what he compares EDI to...)

 

[-Drifter-]

"sometimes I dream about cheese"

Half-Life 2.