Obscure Gaming Quotes

[bulbasaur765]

"Stick for a body, Head full of straw, Give me a Scarecrow- RAW! RAW! RAW!"
-Belome, Super Mario RPG

 

[A Weary Exile]

Easy mode: "I'll take this one; get the ones behind me!"

Falco.

 

[blind_dead_mcjones]

here's a couple, (names ommited for spoiler purposes)
and this short one
"we're both ravens right? no hard feelings."

This is from one of the Armored Core games (2, I think?)

that is correct, was from amored core 2, one of things i found really cold about the line is how your opponent delivers it in an affiable upper class brittish accent


anyhoo here are some more quotes, all from the same game but from different characters
"MMMMM, SCREAM FOR ME!"
"WHOOOOEEE!! OUR HERO'S IN TROUBLE NOW! HA HAAA"
"here i coooommmmmeeee"
"heh, numbers? we've got guts on our side."

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Ok, "Wise fwum youw gwave!"

That would be Altered Beast, one of the worst games to ever be a major selling point for a console.

 

[SovietSecrets]

"Let's go to the mailbag. We got a letter from Mr. Owsaki. He asks "How do I get rid of these nasty roaches?" Easy, just burn your house down." Ah DJ Professor K, how I love you.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

 

[Sinspiration]

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

I'm not dignifying this with a response considering it was answered earlier, xP

My obscure gaming quote for today iiis;
"Your hands, their warmth feels so good."

Stew over that for a while, xD

 

[thejboy88]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

 

[MrPatience]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

This wouldn't happen to be 'Conker's Bad Fur Day', would it?

Mine:
"You're wearing sunglasses on a night mission?"
"My vision is augmented."

 

[Johnny Impact]

"Magic is good...but now [his own name] leads! Swords for everyone!"

I know, too easy. How about:

Mook 1: What is that sound?
Mook 2: It is an angel singing!
Mook 3: It's a devil screaming!
Mook 1: It is the pounding of Creation's hammer on the anvil of time!
Mook 2: ...It's fucking AWESOME!

And from the same game, probably not quite right: "I keep order with my managers. The only ones I can trust. The ones who never let me down. Fear, and pain."

Dude, Brütal Legend.

Ok, "Wise fwum youw gwave!"

Altered Beast. I never understood how Zeus had the power to raise the dead but not fight his own battles.

 

[Delusibeta]

"You would have to be a sodding squirrel , would'nt you?"

This wouldn't happen to be 'Conker's Bad Fur Day', would it?

Mine:
"You're wearing sunglasses on a night mission?"
"My vision is augmented."

Deus Ex.

"What does this Internet doohickey have to do with being an elf?"
"HALF-elf. It's 'cause everyone on the Internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or a hot young fifteen-year-old girl curious about the adult world and willing to experiment."
"I didn't think it was possible, but he's actually less creepy as the elf."

 

[Dead_Man]

"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"

 

[Lee Brocklebank]

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

Sacrifice. (I cheated, by the way.)

That's what I got too. Google works.

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

Armed and Dangerous?

 

[Lee Brocklebank]

Character A:The only way we're getting through is by praying.
Character B:Thank god i'm an atheist.

 

[Legendairy314]

NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"

And

"That's Racist."

"You're Racist!"

(Both are from fairly recent titles)

 

[cybran]

"we're airborne, we're meant to be surrounded!"

Anyone ? =)

 

[omicron1]

"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"

Uhh... Medal of Honor?


Here's one for you:

"Yes.. but War does not preserve its enemies."

I can almost guarantee it ain't what you think it is.




EDIT: And another one, different game but equally (if not more) obscure:
"Fancy a bit of nookie?"

 

[Spectre4802]

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

Oooh, I know this one! Armed and Dangerous! The little guy with the overly big head says it

[Somebody already beat me to the punch, but I throw it anyway. EDIT And somebody has :/]

"Since when has *blank* been worried about danger close?"

Modern Warfare 2. :]

EDIT the second

Medium mode: "From that moment, we traveled together... East... Always into the east."

Bah! You call that medium? It's from the opening cinematic from Diablo 2.

Ok, mine...

Guy 1: You sure this thing is safe? I can see daylight through the floor.
Guy 2: Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast. The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.
Guy 1: Cool, what's the problem then?
Guy 2: I said "less likely." If you did as much amphetamines as these guys did, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.
Guy 1: Aw, shit!

 

[omicron1]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

And that theme is Grim Fandango.

On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"

One of the fables, probably.

Nope, not from a Fable game.

Well, it's not Nethack (from which one of those quotes was originally drawn) so I'll guess Sacred 2.

 

[i did it 4 the lulz]

I didn't find any quote which I knew or hadn't been answered yet, so I'm going to break da rules!

1. "Have no fear, [name] is here!" Easy

2. Hands detonator to women: "Davai" Already pretty hard

3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall

kingpin life of crime?