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i did it 4 the lulz

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gundamrx101 said:
After throwing his two wounded friends off a cliff into the ocean below "Wow you guys sure are brave to jump off this cliff into the water below, I mean look at how high up we are." Goes to slowly climb down the cliff only to slip "What thef-! Oh Shi-! No Way! AAAHHHH."
final fantasy 8?
 

i did it 4 the lulz

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ExaltedK9 said:
"Would you kindly?"

"The cake is a lie."

"That was the first time I died."

Well you wanted obscurity...

Edit: Hope I wasn't ninja'd but wasn't about to leaf through 9 pages of quotes.
1. bioshock

2. portal

3. The darkness?
 

Legendairy314

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i did it 4 the lulz said:
Legendairy314 said:
NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"

And

"That's Racist."

"You're Racist!"

(Both are from fairly recent titles)
Fallout new vegas?
You got the first one. The second is actually even more recent.
 

diebane

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i did it 4 the lulz said:
diebane said:
3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall :D
kingpin life of crime?
Hell yea xD
 

ServebotFrank

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New one I'll keep it short so it'll be hard.

"The Crest of Infinity!"

You have played my childhood if you can guess this.
 

archvile93

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"Yes sir, I was just wondering why we set up the command post in a room without doors. It seems like a tactically dubious choice."
 

MrJKapowey

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'AM I RIGHT MARINES?'
>'SIR, YES SIR!'
'Mmhmm. Damn right I am.!'


'LETS GO GET THE BASTARDS!'
*charges up hill*
>'Wait! What? NO!!'


'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'


This one may be stupidly hard... (It's a vet longbowman but what game?)

'Yeas...? *command given* Commandement.'


'We go in deep, and we go in hard. Any questions?'
>'Surely you can't be serious?'
'I am. And don't call me Shirley.'
 

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Delusibeta said:
"What does this Internet doohickey have to do with being an elf?"
"HALF-elf. It's 'cause everyone on the Internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or a hot young fifteen-year-old girl curious about the adult world and willing to experiment."
"I didn't think it was possible, but he's actually less creepy as the elf."
Sam and Max, Season One
Legendairy314 said:
NPC: "Please Assume the Position."

Player: "I can't feel my legs!"
I can't be sure since I never, um, explored that option, but it sounds like Fisto the sexbot from New Vegas.
 

Maeshone

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Obscure gaming quotes, eh? How about this one:

Person 1: Let me put it this way: How would you like to punch a god?

Person 2: ...

P1: ...

P2: ...Yes

P1: Good man.
 

Eponet

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Here's a really obscure one. Not even google will help you.

"I would never leave you in a ditch. I only do that to bad people"
 

zHellas

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Ultra_Caboose said:
"There's a third option. A monumental secret, hidden in your very presence here. ... Suppose you throw a coin enough times, and one day, it lands on it's edge."

I skipped a line or two, but to type the skipped lines would reveal too much.
I know that quote, but I cannot remember the game...

KissofKetchup said:
I'm Herbert Moooooon!!!!
Red Dead Redemption.
 

Maeshone

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Maeshone said:
Obscure gaming quotes, eh? How about this one:

Person 1: Let me put it this way: How would you like to punch a god?

Person 2: ...

P1: ...

P2: ...Yes

P1: Good man.
Gonna make it a bit easier, so I'm adding another "line" from the same game:


"Four Gods wait on the windowsill

Where once eight Gods did war and will

And if the Gods themselves may die

What does that say for you and I?


Now, three Gods wait on the windowsill

Where one God's blood was lately spilled

While black tongues lap at the spreading pool

And build the strength they need to rule


When two Gods wait on the windowsill

The wick of the world is burning, still

But when one God in triumph shouts

The candle of the world goes out"
 

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MrJKapowey said:
'We go in deep, and we go in hard. Any questions?'
>'Surely you can't be serious?'
'I am. And don't call me Shirley.'
CoD Modern Warfare's "Mile High Club" level. A throwback to the movie Airplane. <-- funny movie.


Here's mine I guess:

"Aaahhhhh.... Fresh meat!"

Not terribly obscure.