Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Coltaculuss]

"Aaahhhhh.... Fresh meat!"

Not terribly obscure.

Diablo 2? I think?


Here's mine: "You need to place a stockpile my liege"

 

[random_bars]

Try this. I bet you won't get it:

"Playtime's over, children. Now let's get back home for the orgy!"

 

[Coltaculuss]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Brutal Legend, was a fun game!

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

"Aaahhhhh.... Fresh meat!"

Not terribly obscure.

Diablo 2? I think?


Here's mine: "You need to place a stockpile my liege"

Diablo 1 actually. the butcher on level 2

not sure about the other one

 

[RatRace123]

Character A: Hello my stocky little friend!
Character B: Huh. You got small breasts for a gal.
A: Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?
B: Nahhh.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

'AM I RIGHT MARINES?'
>'SIR, YES SIR!'
'Mmhmm. Damn right I am.!'

Halo: Combat Evolved. Go Sergeant Johnson!

'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Sniper from TF2?

This one may be stupidly hard... (It's a vet longbowman but what game?)

'Yeas...? *command given* Commandement.'

Age of Empires 3.

'We go in deep, and we go in hard. Any questions?'
>'Surely you can't be serious?'
'I am. And don't call me Shirley.'

Call of Duty 4. Also a quite sad quotation right now.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Character A: Hello my stocky little friend!
Character B: Huh. You got small breasts for a gal.
A: Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?
B: Nahhh.

Dragon Age: Origins, Zevran and Ogrhen.

PS. Sorry for double post. I'm better than this, I swear!

 

[EsotericEntity]

"There are two things in this world that I cannot stand! Lies, and injustice, and lies, and injustice and lies, and BELL PEPPERS!"

 

[newdarkcloud]

If anyone guess this one, I'll be surprised:

"This town's roasted chestnuts are the BEST!"

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Go on, rip it up, you extinct shakey-saurus thing you!
Bite my crunchy brown ass!
Someone's pinched me winkles!
Eat my laser...EAT IT!
With a bit of lubrication, I'm ready for anything.

All from the same game. I'm sure you know which one

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Obscure gaming quotes, eh? How about this one:

Person 1: Let me put it this way: How would you like to punch a god?

Person 2: ...

P1: ...

P2: ...Yes

P1: Good man.

Gonna make it a bit easier, so I'm adding another "line" from the same game:


"Four Gods wait on the windowsill

Where once eight Gods did war and will

And if the Gods themselves may die

What does that say for you and I?


Now, three Gods wait on the windowsill

Where one God's blood was lately spilled

While black tongues lap at the spreading pool

And build the strength they need to rule


When two Gods wait on the windowsill

The wick of the world is burning, still

But when one God in triumph shouts

The candle of the world goes out"

I question your understanding of the word 'obscure'.

Anyway, Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness.

First quote is Tycho doing the asking, and Gabriel expressing interest in the diety-punching.

Second quote is the mantra of the Necrowombicon.

Hard mode: "What the? Can't a person get a little shuteye around here?!"

Ocarina of Time. Talon. Twice.


Moving on, let's see if people can get this one:

"Well then, how about a discussion about chess?"

 

[Otaku13]

hmmm not sure about the ones not already guessed. so ill throw mine in, might not be that obscure.....maybe. then again i may be misquoting seeing as this is from memory.

"Your minions demand cable"

 

[MrJKapowey]

'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Sniper from TF2?

Lets try this...

'We busted our arses getting up this hill and now we've got to get back down again?

Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

 

[MrJKapowey]

Here's mine: "You need to place a stockpile my liege"

Stronghold Crusader?

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

"So you're the cook and the one who cleans the toilet?"

"I wash my hands...Most of the time."

 

[Kenko]

Im going to beat you like bad stephchild!

 

[MrJKapowey]

Okay, some more quotey goodeyness (<-spell check).


'An AC-130, eh? I haven't worked with one of those in a while.'

*given command* 'I mean so!'

'My name is ... and this is my faviroute shop on the ...'

'Find some cover damn it!'

'Hey guys, wait up! This ain't funny!' *BOOM* (may be incorrect as is from memory)

'MACGREGOR!!!' (what are you doing when this is said as well?)

'... the only thing the Frenchies are good at is surrendering and kissing.'

'KEEP FIRING! Waste some of that taxpayers money!'

'Someone? Anyone? Respond!'

'French Resistance. Bit of an oxymoron, but there you go...'

'Don't shoot, you fools. The powder!' *mele ensues* *BOOOOOM!*

 

[zombiestrangler]

"Remember the pointy end goes into the enemy, you simpleton."
Have at it.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

'Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Sniper from TF2?

Lets try this...

'We busted our arses getting up this hill and now we've got to get back down again?

Gah! Useless. Bloody. WANKERS!'

Oh right, Gaz from Call of Duty 4. But to be fair, the Sniper pretty much says the same thing.