Not even closeDiablini said:First of all, thank you for creating a rules and laws thread for zombies. I was waiting for something like this to express my strong zombie fetish.
1. First try to avoid a zombie or zombies and then shoot. Ammo is precious and other zombies will come to investigate the sound.
2. Never charge a zombie thinking you are rambo. Especially with any melee weapon.
3. Remember - all of your weapons are for self defence. Leave the offencive to the military.
4. Before entering a building, think about it's safety and how many people are in there. More than 10 is a place you MUST avoid.
5. Before barricading yourself in a building first think about safety - is there a secondary exit, are there big windows, is it sound isolated, is it high ground? Then about vision - can you see everything in half a kilometer radius, can you spot air and ground rescue. And then for supplies and comfort - is there enough food and water for at least a week, is there beds or couches, are there any books, cards or games for you to be entertained.
6. Plan ahead, think of any possible scenario and decide the best way to deal with it.
7. Always have a lookout, zombies just LOVE heavy sleepers, a guard watching during the day and night is a must.
8. Watch your numbers, if you want to barricade in a small house, apartment or any small space, you must be 4 or less. 5 or more for a moderate space with enough supplies and the maximum is 10 for a large space. Any more than 10 people is forbidden.
9. Ration you supplies. Stockpile everything you can and make schedule for everyone. The optimal diet is 2 meals/rations and a liter of water per day. Also, have some medicine ready. You never know when you will get sick.
10. Search for an escape route, find a vehicle or transport, contact the military (without drawing every zombie in a mile radius to you position)
OT: It seems to me that the closest legal parallels are not rules regarding insanity but those regarding domesticated and exotic animals. The problem with adapting those laws is most rely on punishing the owner more instead of the animal. IF the zombies still retains his property maybe fining the estate is more reasonable than trying to prosecute next of kin.