Oh Dear.

[walls of cetepedes]

Carlsberg & Smirnoff. Must've been a great party.
[sub]Not.[/sub]

When did I say it was good?

 

[DazBurger]

Ever felt like life has a sick sense of humor?

I just spilled coffee all over the carpet and have spent around 20 minutes desperately trying to clean it up before my parents get home. I did a pretty good job, its not visible in the dark.

Similar experiences anyone?

Ps. Anyone know a good way to remove coffee stains from the carpet?

Something called "SOS". Spray it on, let it dry, and just vacuum it off.

 

[Kasawd]

The one time alcohol made me vomit, it made me do so onto my friends carpet.

He cleaned it up and I bought him breakfast the next day.

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

I once entered a school raffle and won back the prize I gave them for the raffle.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I get a ride home w/ my friend after school each day. But, every single Monday each week of school by some random occurance I have not been able to get a ride with him. And guess what, school is closed because of disease Monday and Tuesday.

 

[Wibble]

Recently while drinking with a few friends of mine, i decided to introduce the pussys to strait alcohol...bad idea. i forgot that alot of girls like thier alcohol sugar coated and watered down. So while i have gone back to partying with the boys i am wondering how to get puke stains off my carpet...any ideas???

Where the hell did you get pure alcohol?
Unless you mean vodka?

There is a difference between pure and strait alcohol.
No i didn't have moonshine, if i did why would i mention it on the goddam internet?
if you want to know the exact alcohol we were drinking that night goes in this order:
you were right on the money with Vodka, and in addition we had rum, wiskey, and wine.

 

[bcponpcp27]

I would only laugh at our lunch table if I was drinking. I couldn't fucking swallow because I was laughing so hard! This happened everyday. The funniest thing that happened was when I tried to drink gatorade. I had to spit it out on the floor and it looked like I vomited purple. One of the teachers (whose awesome) walked up and asked what happened. Scully (my buddy) replied "Oh BCP just went into alien spewing mode for a second."

 

[leighjet]

never spill oil on carpet!!!
trust me