Oh joy, it's *that* map again...

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Cali0602

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The entire 'No Mercy' campaign in L4D2. I must be the only one in the world who doesn't like it because every time I click 'Quickmatch' I find myself starring at the No Mercy splash screen.
 

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palermo in day of defeat source. confusing layout, the allies can easily spawncamp axis, overall aliied favored. but the layout is still worse. hate that map
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Nuketown in BlOps.
Fuck that spawn camping, piece of shit map.
This. I fucking hate Nuketown.
Also, Array is a shit map, along with Hanoi.

Actually, the only maps I like in that game are Havana and Summit.
 

Distorted Stu

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Listing the Multiplayer games i play:
Blops - NUUUUUUKETOOOOOOOOOOOWWNNN! *Shakes fist*
Skate 2 - Mega complex
Skate 3 - Megacomplex!
L4D - No mercy
L4D2 - Dark Carnvial
HAWX - Broken arrow
BFBC2 - That one with all the tanks and the train tracks..

Not really a level, but, GTA4 - THERE ARE OTHER PLACES OTHER THAN THE AIRPORT
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Skywolf09 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Nuketown in BlOps.
bulldogftw said:
Nuketown from Black Ops...
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Nuketown in Black Ops...
Bah! Nuketown is nothing compared to the hell that was Shipment from CoD4!

Why is this? Imagine if you took only the little inside portion of Nuketown situated between the houses, cut that out, and made it into its own map. Sounds like a terrible idea, right? Well it is, and that is basically what Shipment was.
The only thing that pissed me off about shipment was the constant grenade spam. Man that sucked.
I had more problems with how I could never move a few feet without being shot and killed, how it's very difficult to avoid an airstrike on that map, and how someone getting an attack hellicopter instantly meant you had to say goodbye to even trying to survive for the next few minutes. To make matters worse, the only time I ever ended up playing the map for whatever reason was on Hardcore Team Deathmatch or Hardcore Headquarters, which made the whole "can't survive for 5 seconds" thing even worse.

The only time I actually had fun on Shipment was when I decided to just say "fuck it" while playing Hardcore Team Deathmatch, whip out a M249 SAW, and just start spamming in every single direction. This ended up backfiring on me, as due to how small the map was I'd kill my teammates more than the other team, but it still was the only way I could really enjoy myself on that godawful map.
 

e2density

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Hey, don't hate on 2Fort, it's the best map for trolling/dominating trash Snipers.
 

Vibhor

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I know that map so well in every dimension that even if my eyes are poked out I would get atleast 10 frags.
 
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Why all the hate for 2Fort? It's a Medic, Engie, Spy paradise.

Give me a row of snipers and I'll show you a Australian Shish Kebab.
 

Fidelias

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Daystar Clarion said:
Nuketown in BlOps.
Fuck that spawn camping, piece of shit map.
This. Just goes to show you how many friggin idiots play Black Ops, that so many people would love this map.
 

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Verlander said:
Apparently Perfect Dark and Goldeneye shared some levels... :p

OT: I don't really play online FPS, but knowing people that do, I assume it's because they like to have the most hardcore fights where they can prove how mega awesome they are. There will always be mass favourites, sometimes based on other criteria, but I'd imagine mostly this
As far as I know it shared one. On Perfect dark they called it 'Felicity'.
 

Daveman

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There was a point when playing TF2 years ago when the only map any decent server did was Goldrush (Is that the one I mean? The original payload map?). It got so sickening. That's one of the many reasons I stopped playing.
 

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Meh, 2Fort doesn't bother me. Of course, I know how to play Scout. Abuse Bonk and look for every exit point. That's all I'm going to tell you.
 

Kajt

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Motherfucking Sword Base. All that ever happens on that map is that one person camps in that damn room with either the energy sword or the shotgun and everyone else runs there like the idiots they are and get themselves killed. Seriously, is it that hard to understand that you should stay the hell away from there?
 

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Vantage Point (I may be wrong about the name) in Bad Company 2: Vietnam, especially on Rush mode. The first stage is horrendously difficult for the attackers, since the defenders get the high ground from the start. Ironically, the 2nd and 3rd stages are then too easy for the attackers, since the defenders spawn too far off and the Mcoms are in generally shit positions.
 

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Neverhoodian said:
Ever notice how in multiplayer games there are certain maps that are played so often that you get sick of them? Sometimes it gets so bad that there are dedicated servers running said maps 24/7.

What's your favorite multiplayer titles that suffer from this? I'll start it off with two examples:

Team Fortress 2: 2Fort. God, I hate 2Fort. The battlements are plagued with Snipers, and the entrances to the intel room are narrow chokepoints, perfect for Engineers to turtle with their sentry guns. Because of this, the match frequently ends with a stalemate.

Halo Reach: Sword Base. It mystifies me why this one is so popular, as the map itself is boring as hell. It's just a three story complex made entirely of rectangles and bridges. It's frustrating watching it win the map vote time after time, particularly if there are more interesting maps to choose from like Powerhouse.
If you really think about it, 2fort and Sword Base are the same damn thing. Apparently idiots have a taste for symmetry.

For me, I LOATHE Crisis on COD: BlOps. I just think it's a terribly designed map.
 

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Distorted Stu said:
Not really a level, but, GTA4 - THERE ARE OTHER PLACES OTHER THAN THE AIRPORT
I like the glitched swingset, personally. Sends my car flying. And the skate bown under the southern bridge in Algonquin.

Back on topic,

The Blood Gulch remake in Reach.

It's a terrible map for anything but CTF, really.