Oh look Glorious North Korea delcared war again

[Veldel]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-korea-us-crossed-red-line-declared-war/

Sometimes you got to wonder if the world is a big ol game of Civilization and NK is being played by some persons retard brother who they can't boot because your parents want him included in stuff.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Honestly, who cares?

It's not like we'll ever even have to really deal with North Korea, even if they do do something stupid. The country exist purely because China finds it useful - The moment North Korea does something of significance, it wont be the US pile driving them, it will be the big red country to the North, willing to crush them just to keep US currency rolling in and US troops away from it's border.

That being said... this is kind of funny. Kim Kardashian handles herself with more dignity and restraint then Kim Jong-Un.

 

[Fox12]

What? Who cares? Donald Trump is supplying our shipments of crazy for now. Have you seen America? North Korea can't top that shit. And if Trump gets elected then North Korea will have to discover a new niche, because loud ignorant blowhard country that doesn't actually do anything will be taken.

 

[Cap'nPipsqueak]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/north-korea-us-crossed-red-line-declared-war/

Sometimes you got to wonder if the world is a big ol game of Civilization and NK is being played by some persons retard brother who they can't boot because your parents want him included in stuff.

Is it ironic or just really really funny that the photo makes Kim looks like he's trying to keep from bursting out with giggles?

 

[Zhukov]

Huh. Is it Friday already?

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

What? Who cares? Donald Trump is supplying our shipments of crazy for now. Have you seen America? North Korea can't top that shit. And if Trump gets elected then North Korea will have to discover a new niche, because loud ignorant blowhard country that doesn't actually do anything will be taken.

We'll build a wall around North Korea and have Divine Leader Kim Jong-Un pay for it.

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

Well, technically korean war never officially ended.

So how can you declare war when you are already in one? They want to 1v1 US or something?

 

[Parasondox]

"Okay, Kimberley. You will "declare war" on us. Go back to watching Pretty Little Liars and Keeping up with the Kardashians."

Seriously, they just sound like annoyingly, grumpy, wannabe rebellious but failing miserably at it, spoiled little teenagers.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Well, technically, they would declare a new front to their current war since the Korean War never ended.

But, honestly, they declare a fight so much that they're like that drunk guy at the local bar that wants to fight over the curly fries not being curly enough, or whatever.

Also also, good luck to them since China won't help them since they're getting really tired of their shit and generally don't like them. But hey, North Korea isn't known for its brilliance.

 

[FalloutJack]

Huh. Is it Friday already?

Funny, mother always taught me that Tuesday was Belgium. Is this a thing, though? Are we now declaring Friday as War-Day with NK?

OT: Send over a group of men dressed as Protoss. That'll keep 'em occupied.

 

[Bobular]

Huh. Is it Friday already?

Funny, mother always taught me that Tuesday was Belgium. Is this a thing, though? Are we now declaring Friday as War-Day with NK?

Weird, I always thought that Tuesday line came from Dr Doom...

Whilst North Korea may be declaring war with America, they don't want to mess with Briton.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/692313/Nuclear-weapons-North-Korea-extraordinary-claim-Theresa-May

North Korea's Foreign Ministry said "It is illogical that the DPRK's nuclear weapons pose a threat to the UK." So they clearly think they can take America but are no threat to the UK!

So if North Korea can take America and North Korea are scared of the UK then clearly the UK is the strongest nation. You can't deny my logic without opposing Glorious Leader!

 

[Leg End]

What? Who cares? Donald Trump is supplying our shipments of crazy for now. Have you seen America? North Korea can't top that shit.

We're still talking about the same country that claims it found the den of Unicorns, right?

 

[Thaluikhain]

What? Who cares? Donald Trump is supplying our shipments of crazy for now. Have you seen America? North Korea can't top that shit.

We're still talking about the same country that claims it found the den of Unicorns, right?

Trump has zillions of supporters in the US saying he makes perfect sense, or is joking when he doesn't.

Sure, NK has that, but only in NK and nobody takes them seriously.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Well, technically korean war never officially ended.

So how can you declare war when you are already in one? They want to 1v1 US or something?

"Meet me online for 1v1 scrub. GG NO RE"

 

[DudeistBelieve]

...great.

So now where gonna have to go in, kick there asses, and have another section of the world we have to prop up for decades right?

*sigh* well at least I look forward to seeing and learning about the culture of north korea honestly over the next couple of years. They're in for some heavy culture shock when they get video games.

 

[Avnger]

...great.

So now where gonna have to go in, kick there asses, and have another section of the world we have to prop up for decades right?

*sigh* well at least I look forward to seeing and learning about the culture of north korea honestly over the next couple of years. They're in for some heavy culture shock when they get video games.

Na as someone else posted above, if NK really gets out of hand China will launch a coup and install a new puppet government. The last thing China wants is anymore US personnel within 100 miles of the SE China Sea. The only real question would be whether China does set up a puppet government or just annexes the damn thing as a new province.

 

[Leg End]

Trump has zillions of supporters in the US saying he makes perfect sense, or is joking when he doesn't.

Isn't that the same for most popular public figures?

Sure, NK has that, but only in NK and nobody takes them seriously.

The comparison still makes zero sense and absolutely nothing can trump(pun welcome but not intended) North Korea's pure hilarious insanity.

...great.

So now where gonna have to go in, kick there asses, and have another section of the world we have to prop up for decades right?

Not until China decides they're fed up and roasts them themselves.

 

[MCerberus]

...great.

So now where gonna have to go in, kick there asses, and have another section of the world we have to prop up for decades right?

*sigh* well at least I look forward to seeing and learning about the culture of north korea honestly over the next couple of years. They're in for some heavy culture shock when they get video games.

Na as someone else posted above, if NK really gets out of hand China will launch a coup and install a new puppet government. The last thing China wants is anymore US personnel within 100 miles of the SE China Sea. The only real question would be whether China does set up a puppet government or just annexes the damn thing as a new province.

Annexing NK would be like shooting yourself in the foot... with a 12 gauge slug.
Unification of Germany was an intense drain and E. Germany was nowhere near as impoverished as the DPRK

A unified Korea would be under a depression so epic it would make 30s Europe look pleasant while annexation would complete knock over the nice little house of cards China's economy currently is on a scale that would make people look back on the good times of late 2008.

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

China please just do the damn coup already. No one wants a war including you, Just set up the damn puppet government already and try to fix your mess

 

[DefunctTheory]

Spoiler

...great.

So now where gonna have to go in, kick there asses, and have another section of the world we have to prop up for decades right?

*sigh* well at least I look forward to seeing and learning about the culture of north korea honestly over the next couple of years. They're in for some heavy culture shock when they get video games.

Na as someone else posted above, if NK really gets out of hand China will launch a coup and install a new puppet government. The last thing China wants is anymore US personnel within 100 miles of the SE China Sea. The only real question would be whether China does set up a puppet government or just annexes the damn thing as a new province.

Annexing NK would be like shooting yourself in the foot... with a 12 gauge slug.
Unification of Germany was an intense drain and E. Germany was nowhere near as impoverished as the DPRK

A unified Korea would be under a depression so epic it would make 30s Europe look pleasant while annexation would complete knock over the nice little house of cards China's economy currently is on a scale that would make people look back on the good times of late 2008.

Perhaps the Kims are more clever then we thought - Make your country so poor that no one dare liberate it.

Freak'n brilliant.