OH MY GOD!!! Why did I say that?

[Knusper]

Once in Biology, I was going to shout out 'organelle' as an answer to a question, but instead the word 'orgasm' came out. Not many people were paying attention, so to them it seemed as if I was just shouting it out for the sake of it. We all found it quite funny, though.

 

[smithy_2045]

Once in Biology, I was going to shout out 'organelle' as an answer to a question, but instead the word 'orgasm' came out. Not many people were paying attention, so to them it seemed as if I was just shouting it out for the sake of it. We all found it quite funny, though.

Reminds me of my Year 9 speech about organisms, except people were paying attention...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

It's not so much I didn't intend to say it...it's just that I didn't intend everyone to hear it.

Ya know that situation where you say something loudly to be heard over a crowd, but as you say it everyone goes silent?

Well...that happened to me and all people heard was me shouting "I'll let you fuck me till I scream."

That's...not good. Especially considering at the time I was in the dance hall of an old person's home for a Christmas party.

Oh btw, this was 2 days ago.

 

[Zaverexus]

Terrible conversation that just about bombed a relationship with an ex-girlfriend I could have still been friends with.
I guess officially we still are, but there's quite the gap after that.
And the worst part is I can't really bring myself to feel bad about, I like having that distance, I would have gone insane if I had had to be around her all the time.

 

[InkGoddess]

A random customer told me I looked just like a childhood friend who had died in a car accident many years ago.
After a somewhat awkward conversation she started to head off saying, you really do look just like him.

I replied:
"You could say I'm a dead ringer."

Is it really wrong that I went to this site and clicked the button? http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/

Anyways, worst things I've not bitten my tongue with was when I worked for McDonalds and my manager asked if I would do the stock list, which was long and tedious.

I told her I would rather scrub down the men's toilet.

Guess what she had me do >:[

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

I was talking to a female friend on the phone and we were telling our stresses to each other.
when we were about to hang up the Sickening words "I love you" slipped out. Whats even worse she's older than me...10 years older.(I prefer older girls BTW)

 

[Tsunimo]

Ever seen that cheap comedy cliche where everyone goes quiet and turns to someone just as they say something stupid.

That happened to me when I was explaining a story and I happened to shout "Fuck me in the nose!"

Excuse my curiosity but what story could have possible been explaining that included "Fuck me in the nose!" anywhere in the description?