MattRooney06 said:
Yeah smart enough to not let you look up her skirt when shes climbing the latter :V
OH NO!!! a Zombie Apocalypse, what videogame character do you want in your party?
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Yeah smart enough to not let you look up her skirt when shes climbing the latter :V
Chicago Ted is a character from Left 4 Dead only mentioned via a writing on a saferoom wall saying "No zombie is safe from Chicago Ted!", so naturally the internet made him a meme, and created many stories about him... in fact I heard of a computer mod campaign that the survivors try and find Chicago Ted. Unconfirmed BTW.daxterx2005 said:
Oh I see, so it was like that search for bigfoot on one of the GTA games from back in the day?Darkblaven said:
Thanks for filling me in
OH yeah one more thing, I can't believe no one in 16 pages worth of posts has said
"LASER CAT"
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"LASER CAT"
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I would want several people
Solid snake (you know nothing can grab him)
Kratos (no matter how blood he looses he doesn't die and all the blood that enters his body he doesn't get a disease)
Master Chief (He just can't die)
Jill Valentine (Shes a zombie vet...and for my reasons)
Solid snake (you know nothing can grab him)
Kratos (no matter how blood he looses he doesn't die and all the blood that enters his body he doesn't get a disease)
Master Chief (He just can't die)
Jill Valentine (Shes a zombie vet...and for my reasons)
Kratos Aurion, Yuri Lowell, Rita Mordio, Bartz, Link,
Kratos and Bartz and use magic to heal and use other skill to kill Zombies
Yuri just beat everyone and thing to death
Link cus he could probably carry a unlimited amount of med-kits in his infinite pocket
and Rita will summon Tidal waves and meteor swarms over and over again to kill everything that Yuri doesn't
Kratos and Bartz and use magic to heal and use other skill to kill Zombies
Yuri just beat everyone and thing to death
Link cus he could probably carry a unlimited amount of med-kits in his infinite pocket
and Rita will summon Tidal waves and meteor swarms over and over again to kill everything that Yuri doesn't
Four Person party!
1) Me. I can always count on myself to not open the door to some "survivor who totally isn't bitten and should be let in" a.k.a. "the guy who just ruined the existence of humanity". And I'm a pretty good shot.
2) The Apprentice (from Star Wars: Force Unleashed). Now normally I wouldn't take some blade-wielding sissy to a zombie apocalypse. But this guy's got it all. Zombie too close? Force push so hard it dies. Zombie too far? Throw the light-saber and cut it in half. Everyone freaking out and about to lose it? Jedi mind trick to soothe the mood.
3) Bayonetta. Does this one really need explaining? I mean, yeah I had to include the worthless chick archetype, but she breaks the mold. Name another character from a game that can make a giant high-heel come out of the sky and KICK A ZOMBIE IN THE FUCKING FACE....TO DEATH.........AGAIN.
4) Chicago Ted. Come on. The man strangled 15 tanks consecutively. Admittedly zombies aren't the brightest of all beings. But when Chicago Ted startled the witch, turned on some Marvin Gaye and busted down with "Oh, I'm sorry baby. Did I *takes off jacket* startle you?" And she was this close to having the first recorded zombie/human intercourse. You know... if Chicago Ted didn't immediately cr0wn her with the combat shotgun he had inside his jacket. Badassery reaches new definitions with Chicago Ted.
1) Me. I can always count on myself to not open the door to some "survivor who totally isn't bitten and should be let in" a.k.a. "the guy who just ruined the existence of humanity". And I'm a pretty good shot.
2) The Apprentice (from Star Wars: Force Unleashed). Now normally I wouldn't take some blade-wielding sissy to a zombie apocalypse. But this guy's got it all. Zombie too close? Force push so hard it dies. Zombie too far? Throw the light-saber and cut it in half. Everyone freaking out and about to lose it? Jedi mind trick to soothe the mood.
3) Bayonetta. Does this one really need explaining? I mean, yeah I had to include the worthless chick archetype, but she breaks the mold. Name another character from a game that can make a giant high-heel come out of the sky and KICK A ZOMBIE IN THE FUCKING FACE....TO DEATH.........AGAIN.
4) Chicago Ted. Come on. The man strangled 15 tanks consecutively. Admittedly zombies aren't the brightest of all beings. But when Chicago Ted startled the witch, turned on some Marvin Gaye and busted down with "Oh, I'm sorry baby. Did I *takes off jacket* startle you?" And she was this close to having the first recorded zombie/human intercourse. You know... if Chicago Ted didn't immediately cr0wn her with the combat shotgun he had inside his jacket. Badassery reaches new definitions with Chicago Ted.
Lilith from Borderlands could phasewalk past any zombinos. My character from torchlight is also insanely powerful and could probably wipe out a small city with relative ease.
HAHA good one,Sir Kemper said:
OT: marcus fenix, master chief and gordon freeman. and give me a bouncer suit or something like that, oh wait I think the world will explode from awesomeness if they all come together.
Does "Doom guy" have a name?i did it 4 the lulz said:
Because I've seen quite a few people add him to their lists.
Also, woot 17 pages!!!