Oh no! You're falling in a black hole!

[swolf]

Um, it's good to know that I won't be stretched as I go in to a black hole...and die. I would punch the person in charge of navigating as hard as I possibly could.

 

[Liquid Paradox]

Standing over the bodies of my captain and officers, I release the helm and gaze meaningfully into the abyss. Singing the song of union, i shall bask in the power of chaos as it tears through me. Soon thereafter, as the pathetic people look upon my many-eyed face, I will open my six mouths and they shall weep tears of blood, and know that it is the end of days.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

Sing the campfire song song to everyone.

 

[AhumbleKnight]

"Can't we call for help?"
"Yeah, cos the universe is really quite small and there's bound to be someone nearby."

I give you a cookie for the Dr Who pic but then take it away for your horrible avatar!

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

fuck them all senseless

 

[Czargent Sane]

smack the black hole upside the...um, event horizon, tell it it sucks, and that it should find it's own dam spaceship.

 

[Mr.Petey]

Just out of interest, isn't anybody else slightly disturbed by a lot of replies on this thread being towards the sexual assault nature, because "we're gonna die, screw em all literally"
I'm not irate, just doing in the tone of shaking a head and smiling, saying "Ahhh dem kids nowdays"

On topic anyway I'd find that making peace with the crew and saying our final words before we enter. I'd also be curious and second guessing if we'd really be crushed by the intense gravitational forces within, as we could just be easily throw across the galaxy/universe instead...just something like that

 

[nick n stuff]

let off a silent but deadly. spend my last few minutes watching the crew try to figure out who did it.

 

[Czargent Sane]

why is everyone assuming they'd die? its just one wussy ass black hole.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I would give the finger to a nearby window. Because anyone observing us getting sucked into the black hole would never actually view us disappearing. It'd look like we are frozen for infinity.

Yeah but eventually you wouldn't be able to see it, coz it gets red-ified (not the actual term)

 

[Czargent Sane]

I would give the finger to a nearby window. Because anyone observing us getting sucked into the black hole would never actually view us disappearing. It'd look like we are frozen for infinity.

Yeah but eventually you wouldn't be able to see it, coz it gets red-ified (not the actual term)

redshifted

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Fuck it. Turn this bad boy around and plow into it at full speed. With any luck, we'll either end up in a parallel universe, or make the Kessel Run in less than .01 parsec.

But isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?

Ahem.
The Kessel Run is a smuggling route in Star Wars that cuts dangerously close to a black hole. The faster the ship, the closer it can edge to said singularity without facing our hypothetical situation here. Han Solo's boast that he did it in less than 12 parsecs meant that the Falcon was bitchin' fast.
/meganerd

Or possibly George Lucas had no idea what he was talking about and just threw in a word he heard Carl Sagan say.

Well fuck my O-zone, that will shut those smartass Startrek nerds up!

 

[Aphobis]

Depends if there is alcohol on board, if so, drink lots of it very fast (though not enough to kill me, just in case the whole wormhole idea turns out to be true), if not, sit down and hope their aren't any of those twats on-board who voted for the rape/murder option.

 

[titanium turtle]

throw an emergency "imminent doom party"
get drunk and try to get some action at said party