Oh shit! The austrians are on to us!

[UltraParanoia]

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2010-03-09/21370/US_military_behind_Haiti_quake%2C_says_Innsbruck_scientist

Damnit, I geuss we'll have to move the earthquake machine to a new location just like the hurricane machine and the global warming machine.

Although, I would like to point out to the rest of you, she is Austrian, a dr. and a von. So there is a very good chance this is all just a ploy to further hide the fact that she is an Obersturmbannführer working in a nice SS uniform and it was her machine located in her lab in Neu-Schwabenland that set of the quake and now she is accusing the US to have done it.
Oh those evil polar Nazis! She almost got you all...

See, she even looks evil

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I'd have given her a little hitler mustache to add dramatic effect/hilarity, but she didn't need one.

She must have gotten the technology from the ufos she has been working on.

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[sub][sub]I'd ask what you think about this nonsense, but then I realized I have a fairly good idea as to what most responses would be.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Dublin Solo]

An earthquake machine? That woman is thoroughly insane. Some conspiracy theories are rather fun, but this one is ridiculous.

Besides, what does the fact that it "allowed" thousand of US soldiers to go to Haiti have to do with anything? It's not the Arabic Peninsula, I doubt there are lots of natural resources in Haiti (I might be wrong on this one) the Americans would like to exploit.

 

[Zacharine]

You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

 

[zakski]

Well, Anti-US Prejudice runs quite deep nowadays, due to the whole 'War' thing, and the US has actually couped Haiti quite a few times in the past, so I suppose the whole concept of America attempting a coup d'etat isn't that far fetched.

However, the methods she says they've used are a bit....far fetched.

Well, more than that actually, they sound like a 70's Bond villains methods.

maybe its a ploy, I mean they develop corny evil genius devices and then when people try to whistleblow on them they lose all credibility

 

[fix-the-spade]

Ever get the feeling her research budget is about to get smaller?

 

[Dublin Solo]

You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

If only all historical documents had such nice soundtracks!

 

[UltraParanoia]

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You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

The original Neu-Schwabenland was destroyed by an errant satellite in the 80s(rumors abound as to how an errant satellite was able to go around the moon like that, and the point that it was owned by the largest bank in the world, but we wont go into that) and they built a new one.

Well, Anti-US Prejudice runs quite deep nowadays, due to the whole 'War' thing, and the US has actually couped Haiti quite a few times in the past, so I suppose the whole concept of America attempting a coup d'etat isn't that far fetched.

However, the methods she says they've used are a bit....far fetched.

Well, more than that actually, they sound like a 70's Bond villians methods.

From what I recall, the last time we couped(That word doesn't work does it) Haiti we wiped out their national debt and built all new infrastructe and buildings. Kinda the reason shit got destroyed so much is cause most of it was 80 years old or so and wasn't maintained or improved with the times.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Well, at least her superior said she was crazy and unscientific, and she should shut up before they look any worse.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

I knew it! Austrians are aliens! THAT explains why Arnold Schwarzenegger could hold office for so long without being impeached!
...right? Please tell me I'm right.

 

[polygon]

Dahlia Gillespie finally moved away from Silent Hill and got an education, looks like.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

That. That is pretty damn awesome. And quite funny. How have I never heard of this before?

 

[Irridium]

Hopefully they don't find out how the U.S. really came to be.


Total fact.

EDIT: Damnit. Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTcVNuNX8yY&feature=PlayList&p=F307E32012D72A2F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=14

 

[Slash Dementia]

Now that's what I call "thinking outside the box"!

I guess this is also why the U.S., who is really tight on money, is helping Haiti... I mean, that makes sense.
We have an earthquake machine; why do we even have an army when we can just crush countries with earthquakes?

(Earthquake machine does sound pretty awesome, though.)

 

[Zacharine]

You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

That. That is pretty damn awesome. And quite funny. How have I never heard of this before?

It's coming out from the makes of Star Wreck (perhaps best known for Star Wreck VI: In the Pirkinning). Except this time they hired an actual award-winning writer to create the finer details of the plot, as well as the script and they got some pro funding this time, instead of doing it with miniature budget of a few thousand euros.

But yeah, OT: my responses should be pretty clear on what I think of this. As in, it's on the level of sci-fi parody.

 

[tkioz]

What so Australia has it's own crazy conspiracy nuts? huh, who would of guessed... /sigh

 

[Lightbulb830]

I was reading throught the comments and I found this.

In 1997 the United States Secretary of Defense spoke of the ability to conrol weather and to set off earthquakes. Combining that fact along with the disaster training for Haiti the day before the earthquake and the arrival of 10,000 US troops the day after the earthquake add up to coincidences that are beyond coincidence.

Interesting find, "Greg" from "Houston, Texas". I'm still blaming al qaeda for this!

Also:

 

[axle 19]

So we have an earthquake machine. Yes, we can finally rule the world (insert evil laughter). I mean make it a better place right. Honestly you call yourself a doctor and jump to a conclusion that the US is basically a B movie villian or a James Bond villian is a little troubleling.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Bond villan? At least Bond villans were inventive. Her accusation sounds like something Team Rocket would build(and probably did)