Oh, what a strange creature you are!

[The Small Cheese]

Everybody has a something weird about them, so let's share a couple strange quirks about ourselves!

I'll start:
- I like to play with paper clips in between my fingers.
- I have a tendency to think in extremes
- I'm a guy, but I actually like to cuddle
- I talk to myself

So what interesting and strange creatures make up The Escapist?

 

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

Well, I'm said to have just about no emotion, I can twist my left arm around 360 degrees (which everyone seems to want to try after seeing me do it), and I have an above average memory for some rather unimportant things, none of which I can recall at the moment.

 

[Gigaguy64]

I can turn my feet 180 degrees, and walk like that.
and i can turn on foot at a time backwards.

Whenever i have an idea for a character or story i often act out the Character of dialogue and actions myself.
Complete with different voices for each character.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I talk to myself, while doing different voices playing different characters
I can't hold a pen without spinning it in my fingers
First thing I do when I get home is take my pants off
I read erotic fanfiction, not to get off just for fun
I flip and close my pocket knives when I'm mad
When the radio in my car plays bad music, I turn it off to give it a 'time out'

 

[DiMono]

There's a sliver of skin on the balls of each of my feet that always peels itself if I don't peel it first.

 

[spartan1077]

I talk to myself
I rarely use my hands for tasks like moving stuff I usually use my mouth(I bite my books to move them)

That's all that I can think of but there are more-people I know can attest to tht

 

[Omikron009]

I talk to myself.
I like to make up words, and then overuse them.
I break things when I'm angry.
I dislike most things.

 

[Zhougdog]

these things are normal, I don't understand.

 

[AssassinJoe]

-I have an overactive imagination for a 19 year old(I imagine myself in random fights)
-I can't dance but I try to when no one is looking.
-I talk to myself(usually about how much I talk to myself)
-When I eat chips, I put them in a bowl and eat out of the bowl like a dog.
-I'm wearing a drill-key from Gurren Lagann on a string aroud my neck right now.

That's all I can think of right now

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I talk to myself and I answer back.
I will compulsively start flipping a coin over and over if I find one in my hands.
I slap myself if I'm drowsey.

Thats all I got right now.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

All of those things you said? They do not apply to me.
I now fit into the opposite side of "unique" people that make up half the population of earth.

Next I will tell you of my unique dress sense shared by at least several thousand others.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

I enjoy the smell of gas stations and dairy farms. Most people I know seem to dislike those smells intensely.

I can change a diaper in a completely dark room without getting crap on myself (or the baby).

Instead of childrens songs I sing my daughter to sleep with Journey or other smooth classic rock (sometimes a little R & B as well).

 

[likalaruku]

I believe with all my heart that all blonde white women look exactly the same.

I am unfamiliar with any celebrity who's career started after 1996.

I share by grandmother's negative opinions about Elvis & Bela Lugosi.

I concider unborn children to be on the same level as parasites & will never ever get pregnant.

I have an aversion to movies & books that contain romance that isn't somehow socially or legally taboo in one way or another.

I moved to Washington 7 years ago & have never bothered memorizing my phone number or address.

I don't think it's wrong to jet-skii through a town after a flood. It's just making the best of a bad situation.

You haven't lived until you've seen a large group of drunk adults at a miniature/regular golf course, especially if that golf course happens to be near a bungee jump, a bumper car rink, a funeral home, & a grave yard.

 

[Sacman]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I thought Citizen Kane was an overrated and too pretentious...

I think I have split personalities on some minor level...

I don't like huge breasts...

And I'm having a shitty day...<.<

 

[smearyllama]

I talk to myself, while doing different voices playing different characters

Dude, you too?
That's how I've come up with most of my story ideas.
I tend to do it in private, like the bathroom, so that I don't weird people out.

I just realized what that implies.
...
...
...
That I love playing with action figures in the tub!
Yeah, let's go with that.

 

[lacktheknack]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

 

[smearyllama]

I enjoy the smell of gas stations and dairy farms. Most people I know seem to dislike those smells intensely.

I can change a diaper in a completely dark room without getting crap on myself (or the baby).

Instead of childrens songs I sing my daughter to sleep with Journey or other smooth classic rock (sometimes a little R & B as well).

I like the smell of diesel, and horse manure is a comforting smell to me (the dry stuff) because it reminds me of my childhood.

Also, your other two are some of the most useful skills ever.
The question is...
Can you diaper various farm animals in the dark?

 

[lacktheknack]

I talk to myself, while doing different voices playing different characters

Dude, you too?
That's how I've come up with most of my story ideas.
I tend to do it in private, like the bathroom, so that I don't weird people out.

I just realized what that implies.
...
...
...
That I love playing with action figures in the tub!
Yeah, let's go with that.

I should certainly HOPE your tub is in the bathroom. Implying that you had to relegate your tub to the bathroom is... worrying. Did you take baths in your living room before you realized you weirded people out?

 

[Sacman]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

Such a statement is not feasible...