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DeathsHands

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The Jakeinator said:
Want a link? I can provide links. I can also list all of the hentai I have seen, but I think my pride won't allow it.

Unless someone insists.
I think a decent amount of us might be able to, but let's not do so, for the sake of the sanity of everyone else.
 

MegaManOfNumbers

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I lack proper intimate emotions

I'm rather unintentionally cruel

I am almost always remorseless

However I desire the warmth of a lovable girl

I hate people, except my close friends.

I have a slight superiority complex.

I used to be obsessed in romance, now I wish to be alone and happy.
 

Double A

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I'm in a theater class, I play Magic the Gathering, and I randomly butt into conversations to say things and/or say random things in conversations.

Of course, if the world was slightly different, and Magic came before baseball, I'd probably be super awesome.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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- There's a delay when exposed to a pain stimulus. I gave myself a nasty scrape on my foot when climbing into the shower yesterday. And while I noticed, it didn't get painful until around two minutes into my shower.

- People who don't know me irl always figure me for a girl, until I actually tell them.

- I can play piano by ear, and I'm quick to pick up playing any musical instrument.

- I have several pet spiders around the house, especially now that it's winter.

- I haven't slept on anything resembling a bed in almost two years.
 

Ritter315

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I seem to think of social situations in terms of politics and nations. I.E I give me and my friends countrys, geopgraphical locations, and reasons to fight analogis to resources, trade routes, and strategic locations, essentially over whatever in order to contextualize my world. Is that weird?
 

Thundero13

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Where to start, let me just pull out my list:
I still sleep with my favorite cuddly toy
I talk to myself and another myself also the two myselfs that aren't me argue with each other but sometimes they make up and go on a date to rekindle there love and then... actually I think i'll stop here
I have nothing against incest
I flirt with people without even knowing it
I'm awful at flirting with people when i'm actually trying
I lean against people and cuddle them etc. just for comfort in a completely non-romantic way
My favorite hobby is lip-syncing to songs
I love female pop singers
I love Phineas & Ferb
I love Nintendo
I believe in true love
I'm in love at fourteen years old
I don't like FPS's
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I don't remember what this thread is about
Umm
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That's it
 

HT_Black

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I'm you.
I'm on a boat.
I am Kyser Soze.
I am Iron Man.
I'm the man in the moon (in the moon, in the moon).
I'm a werewolf.
I see dead people.
I am legend.

Two of those are true, but I can't for the life of me recall which ones. But I do remember that I had a moustache when I was eight and chest hair at 13, which I've been told is a wee bit odd.
 

beniki

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I like to make ducks out of blue tack.
Then give them names.
When I have too many, I put them up for adoption.

Anyone want a duck?
 

EcHoFiiVe

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-I am an Italian/French soccer jock...with a cute asian girl friend.
-I disagree. With what you ask? Everything, even if I agree, I will say I disagree and then basically repeat what you said but in a way that in my eyes is better.
-I'm a lazy completionist. Not just in video games, in everything. For example, I want to finish putting together a bamboo skateboard, and I'm really focused on getting it made and done, but when I think about going out to buy the parts, I just sit in my bean bag chair and eat chips while watching G4 all day. This has been going on for a few weeks...
-I can function with 2-4 hours of sleep a night for months at a time until I hit a "wall week" which is the term I've come up with for them, where I nap for like 3 hours every day after school, and go to bed for the night early.
-I usually can't keep a girlfriend, despite all of my friends saying I give amazing relationship advice. (we'll see how long this relationship I'm in lasts lol)
-I can do an amazing Russian accent
-I love Russia and everything about it
-I don't have a middle ground in my volume. I'm either very loud or very quiet. I have to literally think about balancing the two in order to be at an appropriate volume.

Thats about it.
 

roastbeefy

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Blindswordmaster said:
First thing I do when I get home is take my pants off
Me too! I usually put on shorts or pajama pants afterword, though, but I can't get out of my normal pants fast enough, it seems.

Sacman said:
I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...
I don't like huge breasts...
I agree with the bit about huge breasts. Also, when I wash dishes, I tend to have pretty sexual thoughts running through my head, but remain... flaccid, so to speak.

AssassinJoe said:
-I'm wearing a drill-key from Gurren Lagann on a string aroud my neck right now.
Oh my God, where/how did you get that? I must have it.

For mine, thanks to our friend AssassinJoe, I now have short list of fan accessories I want, which will probably expand in the near future. The Lagann drill-key and the ATH-EM700 headphones from Persona 3. I also sometimes think I sympathize more with fictional characters than real people.

I might come up with more if I think about it for a while.
 

blankedboy

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Sacman said:
I think I have split personalities on some minor level...
This. I have a serious, 'badass' straight side, and a more fun, i-dont-give-a-shit gay side. I change between them uncontrollably, and it's kinda irritating at times.

As far as other things go, well, I'm not really that strange... I dunno, I'm a LaVeyan Satanist, does that count? :/
 

Sacman

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roastbeefy said:
Sacman said:
I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...
I don't like huge breasts...
I agree with the bit about huge breasts. Also, when I wash dishes, I tend to have pretty sexual thoughts running through my head, but remain... flaccid, so to speak.
I'm serious... the act of washing dishes arouses me...<.<
 

Freedomario

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here's some:

i am STILL teething.
sometimes, things look like its a 3D movie too me.
i cant control my accent, (sometimes it's Southern American, British, Australian, etc.)

also, tell me this is fake or who this is
 

zidine100

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i can hardly concentrate if i don't talk to myself and insulting myself for skewing up when i do.
My best eureka moments come in the bathroom, seriously most of my coding assignment ideas come to me in the bathroom.
i have a really REALLY bad memory, and i don't mean normal bad i mean bad bad.
i spend most of my day listening to music.
i listen to classic metal. (you wouldn't believe how rare that is where i live.)
i subconsciously hit myself when i skrew up in a game stupidly.
im color blind.
im asthmatic.
i have hayfeaver.
supposidly i sound american, even though i live in the uk.
im unable to pronounce l's and r's right, and oddly enougth sometimes spell words with the wrong pronunciation, damn you for spelling via sound.

to end on a high note here, i kick arse.
 

strangemoose

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i hold my balls when im bored
when i panic voices and memory's from everything from the past hour come into my mind and this can sometimes cause me to quite literally pass out
 

Sacman

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FargoDog said:
I firmly believe that this is a puppy.

Ah, look, he's a doggy. Mash up his little face and call him chips...<.<