Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

My mind has the power to make everything awesome!

 

[UltraDeth]

My mind can manipulate the fabric of reality and beyond

 

[Wary Wolf]

My mind can manipulate the fabric of reality and beyond and I just used it to make myself a delicious grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, my mind can manipulate the fabric of reality and beyond and I just used it to make myself two delicious grilled cheese sandwiches that I give to the poor!

 

[UltraDeth]

I can manipulate the fabric of reality and beyond for something far advanced than just making food. Like making cartoons real

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I figured out how to make cartoons real in 1985; how do you think they made Roger Rabbit?

 

[UltraDeth]

I can cross into the dream world and make fantasy reality

 

[FPLOON]

I can cross dreams, make fantasy reality, and make memes out of thin air!

 

[UltraDeth]

My dreams literally became reality

 

[Wary Wolf]

My nightmares literally become reality to you, but my nice dreams literally become reality for me

 

[UltraDeth]

My dreams are ingredients for the ultimate insert fan-fiction

 

[FPLOON]

My fan-fictions are the key ingredients to creating other people's dreams!

 

[UltraDeth]

My fan-fictions are good enough to be canon

 

[FPLOON]

My canon was canon before my life became canon!

 

[UltraDeth]

In the words of Fatman

"I'm the greatest humanity has to offer and the lowest"

 

[FPLOON]

I can kill a ghost using only my ring finger...

 

[UltraDeth]

My edge is too sharp for even sharpness to touch

 

[FPLOON]

The sharpness is so precised, it's like perfection a la Bach...

 

[UltraDeth]

I can make perfection a force, like air or gravity

 

[FPLOON]

My force is as strong as the word "perfection"...