Oh yeah buddy?!

[Wary Wolf]

I once existed with a will to plant!

 

[UltraDeth]

My fat gives me the ability to fly

 

[FPLOON]

My fly gives me the ability to buzzfeed!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Oh yeah? when I exercise the machine gets stronger!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh YEAH? Well, when I do yoga, my mat gets stronger and more flexible!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I don't need to exercise. My cholesterol runs itself

 

[FPLOON]

My cholesterol does't need to run because that's what my metabolism does, anyway!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

well I absorb all the nutrients I could ever need from the environment around me!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh jeah? Well, I can absorb the environment in order to perfectly adapt to said environment!

 

[Barbas]

I absorbed ur mum yesterday, sonny Jim!

 

[FPLOON]

Your mum absorbed me willingly, if you know what I mean!

 

[Neuromancer]

Of course she did, she's dead.

 

[FPLOON]

Of course she's dead because your mum killed her before committing suicidal Sudoku!

 

[Neuromancer]

Of course she commited sudoku, she couldn't bare looking at the hideous extremity you call your face!

 

[FPLOON]

Of course it's because of my hideous extremity I call a face, it was still covered in sexual fluids of the questionable kind!

 

[Neuromancer]

Of course they were questionable, fuckable sex dolls with fluids are still experimental!

 

[FPLOON]

Of course the fuckable sex dolls with fluids are still experimental, there's no way to keep the fluids contained properly yet!

 

[FPLOON]

HA! "Experimental"... My sex cyborgs can shoot all the questionable fluids faster than Cyborg's arm cannon!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I disable your sex cyborgs with a perfectly placed EMP

 

[FPLOON]

EMP? I get more power from my TNT!!