Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

Dude, my cash can speak parseltongue!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I get paid to do this and my money comes in the form of bonds!

 

[FPLOON]

Yo, I own your bonds because I'm the Walt Disney of money!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, my gold bars have my signature on them

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My platinum bars have my signature on them!

 

[FPLOON]

My intergalactic bonds have both my signatures on them!

 

[UltraDeth]

My gemstones have a nice sphere of solar energy in them

 

[FPLOON]

My gemstones can turn into my own personal harem and beyond!

 

[UltraDeth]

My harem are gun-wielding ninjas, owned

 

[FPLOON]

I am a gun-wielding ninja that owns a Gatling gun that shoots chainsaws!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I pull all your guns away with a giant magnet. What do you think of THAT!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, my tesla device can absorb all nearby metal, so the guns are now mine

 

[FPLOON]

Well, I can turn anything into a gun... because I'm AMERICAN!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am a gun. . . Because I'M AMERICAN!

 

[FPLOON]

I can switch between being a gun and a monster truck... BECAUSE I'M AMERICAN!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, being English I still rule you all

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

by chance remember the American Revolution? America! **** yeah!

 

[FPLOON]

I'm so American, people see me as Superman: The Pinnacle of Hope and Peace!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, we had an empire and stuff

 

[FPLOON]

Well, we have a Hulk... Checkmate, yo!