Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

Well, you existence couldn't even exist without my existence in the first place...

 

[UltraDeth]

What are you yakking about? My existence would function just fine without anyone else. You know what else? My empire is never short of resources, because they can be spawned from thin air!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, at least my empire has more friends than enemies, unlike your empire!

 

[UltraDeth]

Hah! My empire has no enemies or friends, just infinite me. Our influence spans infinite multiverses and our technology would put the Imperium to shame

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I think this has reached its logical conclusion.

so lets just hit the reset button, shall we?

I know Kung Fu, Muay Thai, and Jeet Kun Do!

 

[UltraDeth]

Yeah, yeah, I can cast finger bullets

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can enter bullet time. I don't have to dodge your bullets. They will dodge me!

 

[FPLOON]

Puh-lease! My bullets are just mini-chainsaws all with the name "Bullet"!

 

[UltraDeth]

*sigh* I controls bullets mid-flight so I don't have to aim

 

[FPLOON]

HA! I don't have to tell my bullets what to do! They just know, yo...

 

[UltraDeth]

Every kill I make turns my targets to gold nuggets *sticks tongue out*

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, my kills turn into XP to level up all my stats!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I drain all your levels!

 

[FPLOON]

Dude, I drank all your real-life experiences!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Joke's on you! I am under a death ward spell, and am immune to your draining attacks!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I can counter any status ailments with triple the effect

 

[FPLOON]

Yo, I can null all that with a D20!

 

[UltraDeth]

Well, I get all the best equipment at the start if the game because I deserve it

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I make all the best equipment with both my hands and feet!

 

[UltraDeth]

*snicker* I have more Bloody Demons Souls than you'll ever have