Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

My tiger is more realistic AND can fly while shooting rainbows!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My tiger has divine powers!

 

[FPLOON]

My tiger has ADAM DEVINE powers! Like PIZZA STEVE!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My tiger resurrects David Bowie, who flys around on it. It is still made of lightning.

 

[FPLOON]

My tiger IS the King of Pop resurrected!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My tiger is king of card games!

 

[FPLOON]

My tiger is the king of KINGS!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I happen to have the kingslayer blade right here!

 

[FPLOON]

And I just happen to have the Doomslayer-inspired Soul Edge right here!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I have the dreaded scythe SOUL EATER!

 

[FPLOON]

I rocking the DUEL KAMAS right now!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can two weapon with GREATAXES!

 

[FPLOON]

I can tri-weild WHILE doing my taxes GREATLY!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I am so awesome my taxes do themselves.

 

[FPLOON]

I'm so fancy my taxes gave birth to kid-taxes doing the taxes for my future kids!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My dog knows to pick up his own crap. I don't take SH*t from anybody!

 

[FPLOON]

All my shit can get rid of itself without permission!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I never even have to crap!