OK, let's talk about CAT gamers

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Voren

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I've noticed that whenever I'm online playing generic shooter 74/Sci-fi game/Bumper cars/Ultimate Frisbee/Digging graveyards that ,every now and then, a cat joins the server and everyone goes "zomg a cat" and automatically turns into cat hating pigs yelling things like "GET BACK INTO THE LITTER BOX" or "GO MAKE ME A HAIRBALL". But, isn't it the cat's fault to begin with? I mean EVERY TIME they get in the game they are always yelling at the top of their lungs "IM A CAT GAMERZ!!!!111!!" and then meow and giggle while all the people start offering them free items/food/phone numbers/wedding rings/limited edition encyclopedias. oh, and don't get me started on youtube videos! they are always getting thousands of views! If anyone else did it PEOPLE WOULDN'T CARE!!!

HOW IS THIS NOT A DOUBLE STANDARD IN THE DEFINITELY ONLY ONE GAMING COMMUNITY?!?! Don't we all live in the same country?! Don't we all have the exact same hair color?! Why are cat gamers always treated like they are not human beings at all?! Where's MY free items from others?! WHAT HAPPENED TO AMELIA EARHART?!

I now wait for your responses to call out on your sexist/racist/homophobic/entitled views in your long thought out and tired responses, while I prepare to repost it as this is the first time a topic of race/gender/your uncle Dave's secret diary has ever been written before. If only there was some sort of function...to search threads...hmmm! See escapist! I'm full of ideas! hire me!

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targren

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Obvious joke is obvious, but since it's actually on-topic for once:

Do any of you people get cat psychology? Why the hell is it that, if I'm lying down, my cat doesn't know I exist, but the MINUTE I decide that I can't sleep and turn on my laptop, or pick up my 360 controller, she's got to be in my lap RIGHT NAO!

Damn cats...
 

Fappy

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I am constantly complimented for my gaming skills despite having opposable thumbs. People online rarely know my true nature. Haters gonna hate I suppose.
 

Hazy992

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Daystar Clarion said:
Cats suck at gaming.

Dogs are better at gaming and being in games.



[HEADING=1]Fuck yeah![/HEADING]
What about Bubsy? Oh wait...

Well what about Blaze?

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Goddammit....

I uhh...hmmm... fuck it I got nothin'

OT: WAT
 

Fappy

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What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
 
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Fappy said:
What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with your 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
 

Fappy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with you 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
Racist! I knew it! After that Racism thread it had to be true!

 

Hazy992

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Matthew94 said:
That's completely wrong. Rottweilers are some of the friendliest dogs I have met.

Unless the dogs have been abused I find that aggression is usually inversely proportional to size in dogs. The bigger ones are usually the most mellow.

Source: Have walked dogs at a rescue centre for just under 4 years.
Yeah I know just joking man :D Depends on the individual dog.
Daystar Clarion said:
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with you 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
Oh now you're just being racist. Fascist!
 
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Fappy said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with you 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
Racist! I knew it! After that Racism thread it had to be true!

What are you going to do?

Poor vocabulary me to death?
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with your 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
I agree.

Dogs are the shit in games. The only cats in games that are remotely intersting are Khajiit, but you have Amaterasu, a freaking goddess. Cats can never be that awesome.
 

Fappy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
What is this dog-shit? Get out of here Daystar! We're talking about my people!
Your people suck, Fappy.

Most of you can't even talk properly, what with you 'I can haz cheezburger?' and other such nonsense.
Racist! I knew it! After that Racism thread it had to be true!

What are you going to do?

Poor vocabulary me to death?
No, I have something much better. I will CUTE KITTY PICTURE FROM THE INTERNET you to death.



Look at how boss the bigger one is. He knows what's up.