OK, really....just WHY do people like X so much?!?!

[Kragg]

So after being bothered by my cousin/friend/neighbor/villain/pet/lost twin to play X for a while now I decided to give it a try and honestly after playing for about 13 seconds I don't see what the big deal about X is! The story is just a generic fantasy/sci-fi/horror/drama, the characters with complex personalities and epic moments are forgettable OH and the GAMEPLAY! dear god! I mean I know this game came out years ago and every other game of the genre copied/based it off on this game but WHY IS IT JUST LIKE Y, Z OR Q FOR THAT MATTER?! I mean those games came out like less than a year ago and X is already ripping them off! Why are people having other opinions other than MINE?!?!

I now await your responses to my post constantly pressing the F5 button but never replying to any of your posts and you won't ever see me again in any other threads.... OR I will reply to your well thought out argument with vague extremely biased short sentences, while completely avoiding your points.

What? search function? never heard of it. Planning to post this again next week...after all...there is NO WAY someone has ever thought of this same thing before and posted it and got a several page thread started that's just silly.

oddly even this type of topic has been done over and over but people never learn do they, ofc this just quickly goes into a "lol i get the joke now ill just say y is better than x"

i even remember posting in an exact topic like this ages ago ... ah well

Yes, your very clever parody of the many vapid opinion based topics that are in these forums is clearly extremely clever and eye opening. I mean now I can quiet clearly see that these things exist, they are common, and there arguments are dumb, since you satirized them so well. I already knew these things in advance, meaning this was a pointless unfunny gesture, but clearly this is all part of your elaborate and deep web of clever parody. You couldn't possibly have been so short sighted as to try and parody something and wind up posting something even more pointless and useless then the average problem thread due to its not only having no meaning or argument but also not pointing out any new information that we didn't already know. This is clearly a parody of a parody in that your parodying the short sighted people who post useless parodies on these forums to try and make a joke and wind up just cluttering up things more while proving and helping nothing. Good show on your deeply thought out multilevel comment that clearly has show us why these types of threads are bad by making this bad thread and thus showing us how bad it is even though we could already have seen that and thus wont appreciate your parody while appreciating your parody.
Oh wait, I've gone and created a paradox...
oh dear...

i applaud you sir, both entertaining and informing

 

[Frankster]

Friggin hipsters, ive lost my faith in the gaming community.

C is always gonna be the best, older is better as a rule cos it has GAMEPLAY rather then shiny graphics and online multi BS that you x and y tards insist on shoving in everything.

Gaming is dead, you lot killed it.

 

[BeerTent]

People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]

Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?

 

[gunny1993]

I know right, what people need to play is λ and ε those are where it's really at

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Post trying to actively avoid the terrible squabbling with humour, while also suggesting that everyone should just try and get along.

 

[manic_depressive13]

It looks like someone is butthurt because they like a shitty game and lost an argument somewhere.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Oh hey, another one of those people claiming X was crap in order to look cool. Well, I on the other hand don't have such hipster-ish tenancies because I liked X just like everyone else!

... unless you mention T, ß, and Ü. Those were overrated tripe dumbed down for the unrefined console-based masses.
God, I love sarcastic satire...

 

[Ryank1908]

But guys, X just ripped off Y. When Blank made X, they were definitely playing Y. It's older, but it did everything better! Also, vague statement about sociological politics somehow relating to discussion.

 

[Kordie]

This is rediculous, why is X the go to letter for these types of posts? Where is the love for Y and Z or any other damn letter in the alphabet? Are you gonna tell me some BS made up reason like because you can't say "sh" in Spanish?

Huh... so uhh well... My lawyer is advising me to shut the hell up right now...

 

[Pat8u]

I believe more people should play A it may be a tad dated but that was the true original
X is no A

wow games are getting dumber and dumber all to appease the Q fanboys.

[sub][sub]It also appears I was beaten to this joke darn ninjas[/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]heh joke within a joke[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Pat8u]

Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.

Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!

PS: You are dum.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!

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You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!

Skyrim.

I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".

And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.

I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the thread

I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.

I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.

hey look people have come to soil the party

you know this was the first time I could read an escapist thread and laugh in quite a long time so props to the person who created this thread

 

[Rock-nerd]

X is overrated, but you need to try out some of the sequels, like XIII

Lol get it, get it? never mind

 

[Greni]

Came here in hopes of sum good ol' drug bashing.

OT: [A tedious explanation of why X is not only awesome but better than chocolate bacon sex and why Y sucks donkey cock. Also a list of reasons why the unrelated R is better than both of them and what would make X better/more like R.

It also includes retarded level grammar, an unnecessary amount of swear words, upper case words at random and a dozen or so insults at various opinions of others for good measure.]

 

[KeyMaster45]

People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]

Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?

I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, ear aches, acne, shingles, phantom limb syndrome, gingivitis, backne, scrotal acne, yeast infections, bronchitis, acid reflux, stomach ulcers, incontinence, dandruff, chronic migraines, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, planter's warts, ingrown toenails, ingrown fingernails, ingrown hairs, swamp crotch, excessive sweating, Tourette syndrome, severe body odor, cataracts, nose bleeds, heart disease, thoughts of suicide, and A.D.D.[/small]

 

[Solracziad]

Man, you just don't get the developer's artistic vision of X. You need to mellow out and stop being such a whiny and entitled ***** about it.
Clearly, X is a masterpiece that deserves all the critical acclaim it gets, and you are just a basement dwelling neck bearded loser. Please get off the internets forever, asshat.

P.S. self aware statement acknowledging how clever I am at making an ME3 ending joke.

P.P.S Another self aware post script explaining how I ruined my own joke by explaining it.

 

[him over there]

The topic you're parodying is sort of legitimate though. It's easy to slap "Opinions ZOMG" on it but it's worth some thought. Obviously whoever is asking has an opinion that is extremely contradictory to the majority. When somebody who doesn't like mass effect sees it praised like some Billy Messiah Christ isn't it fair to question what it is that you seem to not be getting out of it but everybody else is? Isn't it fair to try and understand what a large majority see in something that you don't if not at least for curiosity's sake?

 

[s0p0g]

zomg olol u mad bro?

X is THE most awesomnest thing ev0r!
i mean, srsly, it's sooo far better then Y - but GOSH, honestly, what were they thinking implementing that stupid A-thingamajigga - it sucked soooo bad in Z, and U before that, and also V and W by [recently most hated dev/publish0r] but theyre games suclz anyway i am never ever again going to buy anything they made - srsly i'm done with [see last bracket]!
in fact, i am so done with them, i think i'll just create an unique thread about it!


(ah damn, even if not the newest idea on the block, this here thread is pure gold ^^ thanks, mate!)

 

[Aprilgold]

Hay I love X it's awesome. How can you not like X when Y is so awesome.

Because your gay, that's why!!1! Besides, everybody knows that N and Q are SOOOOO much better!

PS: You are dum.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT MENTION HOW AWESOME G, A AND Y ARE!

---------------------------------------------------

You played the shitty console port, the PC Master Race will cover you on the better version for a buck during the sale. Get it now or your a PUUUUUUUUSSSS!

Skyrim.

I have given the game about 6 hours and I just can't enjoy it. The whole game just feels drab and depressing. Everything is so bland and none of the characters have any personality. It didn't even have the cheesy-ness Oblivion had and they somehow made it even more "streamlined".

And this is coming from a person who loved Oblivion and Morrowind. Skyrim is just shit, it has no soul and nothing in it is fun.

I am afraid to think otherwise so i will assume you are deliberately ignoring the point of the thread

I know that the point of the thread is to poke fun at posts like mine but it was a relevant place to post my gripes.

I think your right Matthew94. Skyrim was way less complex then Oblivion which was way less complex then Morrowind and sucked because of this streamlining. Its just a turd in hype-wrapping and won't just die and be forgotten like Modern Warfare did.

hey look people have come to soil the party

you know this was the first time I could read an escapist thread and laugh in quite a long time so props to the person who created this thread

Don't stop it from being the truth bro. I don't care about reviewers, their all corrupt.

 

[go-10]

so this has nothing to do with Mega Man X?

 

[thelonewolf266]

I've always thought XYZQ was the pinnacle of video games nothing will ever beat it this is true because I said so and my opinion is the one that matters, in my opinion which, is the one that matters.