OK, really....just WHY do people like X so much?!?!

[Dfskelleton]

You must be one of those morons who plays games on the F. If you were a REAL gamer, you'd be playing it on G. Wow, no wonder you have a problem!

X? pfft, K is so much better! X is lacking in everything! K is the best ever!

Oh, and I guess it was just a matter of time until some clowny K-natic came in here, waving their fandom around for everyone to see. This is the third thread I've seen this afternoon that some idiot who likes something that I don't brought up K. Can't you just keep your opinions to yourselves and not express them to anyone?
Besides, M is SO much better. It was made by the Japanese, too, so you KNOW it's better than any of those stupid sausage-fest Western games.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

X2 IMO improves on X in every way.
The same old classic story telling of X just brings the characters you love, Y and Z, back to life in a much more detailed and immersive way, with much better gameplay.

Anybody that disagrees with this PURE 100% FACT STATEMENT is an infidel that never deserves to see the light of day again, and should have their fingers removed so that they may never taint the holy grail of video games again by even playing on the same format that contains X and X2.

 

[BeerTent]

People like X so much because 4 out of 5 doctors agree that X will add three more inches to your dong, make your spouse far more attractive than they are now, fire your crappy boss and give you his job, solve world hunger, and take care of those pesky chronic migraines.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; drowsiness, dizziness, back pain, herpes, genital warts, cavities, baldness, liver spots, varicose veins, malaria, dry mouth, cotton mouth, hallucinations, the munchies, cannibalism, anal leakage, diarrhea, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, jungle rot, athlete's foot, hemorrhoids, carpal tunnel, scoliosis, tennis elbow, bladder infections, mad cow disease, rabies, scabies, scurvy, cabin fever, short term memory loss, and halitosis.[/small]

Woah, I really want to enjoy X, but Baldness is a deal-breaker for me... Tell me Doc, is there any to alleviate that symptom if I get it?

I'm glad you asked because fresh off the line we've got B to cure your balding scalp. It's works so well that the FDA refused to approve it, because the other drug companies don't want you to have it. All of our current customers agree that their lives have improved dramatically since they started taking B.

WARNING:[small]Side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, ear aches, acne, shingles, phantom limb syndrome, gingivitis, backne, scrotal acne, yeast infections, bronchitis, acid reflux, stomach ulcers, incontinence, dandruff, chronic migraines, erectile dysfunction, kidney stones, cirrhosis of the liver, emphysema, planter's warts, ingrown toenails, ingrown fingernails, ingrown hairs, swamp crotch, excessive sweating, Tourette syndrome, severe body odor, cataracts, nose bleeds, heart disease, thoughts of suicide, and A.D.D.[/small]

Aah, man, B sounds great! Although, I picked up the side-effects, and I'm a little hung up on Swamp Crotch. That sounds awfully unpleasant. Do you have anything that might help me allivate the possibility of that terrible embarrassment and hazard?

 

[217not237]

Now, reading through the comments on the first page, allow me to quote Graham Stark: "For that to have gone off the rails, it would have needed to go anywhere near them to begin with."

 

[Bloodstain]

Personally, I like X, but X²: The Threat was the best title. X³: Reunion was a tad disappointing, but still alright.

Am I doing it right?

 

[theheroofaction]

currently disliked individual likes x, are you currently disliked individual?

 

[Lunkis]

Dude I totally understand. Games like X, B, and Y are the reasons why gaming is so shitty.
Personally I prefer the new game from a foreign developer that no one's ever heard of.

 

[Gennadios]

X was actually pretty decent. X3: Reunion crashed alot and sucked.

All I can say is that space trading games aren't for everyone.

 

[Wanderer787]

At first, I thought the OP was talking about the X series...X: Beyond the Frontier, etc. Made me laugh when I saw the satire.

 

[BytByte]

You guys are crazy, everyone knows I is better because it came before E. Don't you C?

 

[Innegativeion]

Came in expecting a disproportionally passionate argument about what the best design of Mega Man was.

Have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised.

 

[Lunar Templar]

ya'all be wack yo

every one KNOWS, ! is WAY better then X could ever HOPE to be, since X's studio was bought out by an evil soulless corporate entity, which has retro actively made X terribad.

also, W was the SHIT!

 

[DudeistBelieve]

So after being bothered by my cousin/friend/neighbor/villain/pet/lost twin to play X for a while now I decided to give it a try and honestly after playing for about 13 seconds I don't see what the big deal about X is! The story is just a generic fantasy/sci-fi/horror/drama, the characters with complex personalities and epic moments are forgettable OH and the GAMEPLAY! dear god! I mean I know this game came out years ago and every other game of the genre copied/based it off on this game but WHY IS IT JUST LIKE Y, Z OR Q FOR THAT MATTER?! I mean those games came out like less than a year ago and X is already ripping them off! Why are people having other opinions other than MINE?!?!

I now await your responses to my post constantly pressing the F5 button but never replying to any of your posts and you won't ever see me again in any other threads.... OR I will reply to your well thought out argument with vague extremely biased short sentences, while completely avoiding your points.

What? search function? never heard of it. Planning to post this again next week...after all...there is NO WAY someone has ever thought of this same thing before and posted it and got a several page thread started that's just silly.

you forgot the part where you dissect my post line by line cause your to lazy to actually write a response in full.

 

[gaiusimperator]

Hey, what do you guys have against Egosoft? I thought the X series was quite stellar!

 

[DeltaWolfson]

I'm going earn the idiot trophy here but, what is x? (please don't hate me)

 

[CrazyJew]

ITT: Lampshaders everywhere.

 

[Techsmart07]

But... according to my mathbook, "Y=X+Z." That must mean that Y is the best, unless one of the other two really sucked.

I'm going earn the idiot trophy here but, what is x? (please don't hate me)

X is just a vague reference to some random game X. The thread is a parody of all the people who come on the forums and say "Why are people gushing over this game that's really popular, I thought it sucked."

 

[Charli]

But... it... it's so... SYMMETRICAL.


Also, how DARE you not like what I like. Good grief have some dignity and just sit in the corner with your mouth shut. Honestly.

I'm going earn the idiot trophy here but, what is x? (please don't hate me)

<Didn't get the joke award> Enjoy it, it's solid internet!