Olivia Wilde's Real Name

[Flailing Escapist]

Cockburn huh?
It makes me think of the House episodes when she's a lesbian.

 

[lacktheknack]

in scotland you can drink in your home without parents consent at 5.
also, i would like to remind you that scotland remained civil and judging during the english riots, and not a single bin was overturned before you accuse us of being angry drunkards.

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Your argument is invalid.

...
somehow i doubt that was actually connected.
but you can see why it wasnt breaking news, so you'll forgive me for not knowing that a single bin was overturned.

Jokes, man. Jokes.

 

[Baneat]

In Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Is that a common problem in Florida? Do many people own elephants there? It's funny you didn't mention horses. Because that one would make more sense.

That's how the law reads man, here's another one, in Indiana the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

.. bullshit. No matter how you think it pi has to be 3.14 since you can't have a circle with circumference 4 times its diameter in length.

Terry Pratchett took the piss out of that in Mort, the wizards nearly annihilated the universe because someone hated pi being the number it is and tried to change it to 3

Yeah, the value doesn't change because the people of Indiana say so, but the fact is they did decree it so; why is another question entirely.
In Virginia tickling a woman is unlawful.

But eh.. logic and reason and.. my brain's melting trying to conceive of a pi equating to four..

- In the UK air rifles are legal only if they are not *capable* of producing 12 ft/lbs of muzzle energy. How exactly this can be tested or the extent of "capable" (You could possibly make it more powerful by tweaking the insides, using super pellets etc.) is left entirely ambiguous.

 

[moosek]

Just a fun fact that some may already know, Olivia Wilde's real birth name was Olivia Cockburn! Ironic Other fun facts anyone??

Is it ironic? I guess if someone was like, "Y'know why she's called Wilde? 'cause she's like a feral amazon woman in bed. Y'know because of the wild tribe of women found by explorers... whatever you catch my drift."

And then you were lucky enough to sleep with her and you respond, "She was actually a pretty tender and generous lover, but for some reason I have this really bad cockburn."

I think that's ironic.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

In the state of Pennsylvania, its illegal to sleep on top of your refrigerator outside.

now, i must ask, is that a vertical or horizontal fridge? also, why is that a thing?

 

[IkeGreil29]

in france it is illegal not to help someone in need http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#Europe thanks to the Nazis apparently

I thought that was the same in most countries. If you are caught ignoring someone in distress in Aus and are caught you will be charged unless there was foreseeable danger to the viewer.

There is no such thing in Mexico; you can literally get sued if you end up hurting someone even though it was during say CPR or pulling them out of a fire.

Funny facts... hmm...
Valve is actually worth more per employee than most major businesses, including Google and
Microsoft.

Phineas Gage was a railroad worker in the 1800's who worked as the guy who cleared the roads for the tracks. He basically made holes, put in gunpowder, put something over the gunpowder so as to not explode, and then pat it down, then proceeded to explode it from a safe distance. One day, he was distracted, and so he forgot to put the cover over the gunpowder before patting it down with the tube he used, making it explode, and thrusting the tube through his skull. After he came to, he walked home, called the doctor, who wrote "After the patient explained his situation, he excused himself and proceeded to vomit about a cupfull of brain. Shortly after, he excused himself again and vomited a second cupfull of brain". He led a relatively normal life, even if impaired. It's bizarre.

 

[gostchiken]

During the making of the Shawshank Redemtion, the American Humane Association monitored the filming of scenes involving Brooks' crow. During the scene where he fed it a maggot, the AHA objected on the grounds that it was cruel to the maggot, and required that they use a maggot that had died from natural causes. One was found, and the scene was filmed...wow...

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Ironic =/= appropriate. Learn this.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

In Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Is that a common problem in Florida? Do many people own elephants there? It's funny you didn't mention horses. Because that one would make more sense.

That's how the law reads man, here's another one, in Indiana the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

I'm from Indiana, and I can verify that you are spreading LIES AND SLANDER!

(Not actually mad)

 

[gostchiken]

In Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Is that a common problem in Florida? Do many people own elephants there? It's funny you didn't mention horses. Because that one would make more sense.

That's how the law reads man, here's another one, in Indiana the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

I'm from Indiana, and I can verify that you are spreading LIES AND SLANDER!

(Not actually mad)

My mistake sir, as for another law of questionable veracity: in Kentucky
every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

 

[Nargleblarg]

An Elephant will use its fully erect genitalia to help itself keep balance and act as a fifth leg.

 

[Aurgelmir]

In California it is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub.

Wait? What!? Is there any interesting reasoning for that?

sadly I don't have any interesting facts to share right now

 

[Kenbo Slice]

In California no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

I don't even know how that law got created.

 

[Rawne1980]

in france it is illegal not to help someone in need http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#Europe thanks to the Nazis apparently

I thought that was the same in most countries. If you are caught ignoring someone in distress in Aus and are caught you will be charged unless there was foreseeable danger to the viewer.

Nope, USA and UK have no such laws if you read it.

People "believe" we do but nowhere, in the UK, is there a law where you are legally obliged to help someone.

It's a dickish thing if you don't but you can't get arrested for it.

 

[Soxafloppin]

A pigs Orgasm lasts half an hour, talk about a moregasm.

 

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in scotland you can drink in your home without parents consent at 5.
also, i would like to remind you that scotland remained civil and judging during the english riots, and not a single bin was overturned before you accuse us of being angry drunkards.
also, in france it is illegal not to help someone in need http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#Europe thanks to the Nazis apparently

Don't worry, this wasn't even filmed in Scotland.
Here's another fun fact about Scotland. Did you know we got our flag by looking at the sky and seeing two straight lines of cloud overlapping in a diagonal fashion against a backdrop of blue sky. Links were made with the cross of St. Andrew and it contrasted the St. George cross of the English perfectly (who I think they were at war with) so on and so forth and now we have the blue and white Saltire.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A pigs Orgasm lasts half an hour, talk about a moregasm.

i really dont want to know how they found out that, and: dolphins and humans are the only mammals to enjoy sex.
there is some biologist running around with a pen, paper and a box of condoms.

 

[Hagi]

In Florida if you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Is that a common problem in Florida? Do many people own elephants there? It's funny you didn't mention horses. Because that one would make more sense.

That's how the law reads man, here's another one, in Indiana the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

I call urban myth:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill