Omegle: Post your conversations.

[fanklok]

Spoiler: not for the faint of heart

You: sup
Stranger: do you hav e a spare nokia charger?
Stranger: mine has just flemmd
You: uhh
You: hold on let me check
Stranger: thanks
You: no i have an AT&T one thoush
Stranger: nah they flem all the time
Stranger: how many times has taht flemmd?
Stranger: i bet a few
You: over 9000
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: what did you do?
You: i threw a mukip at it
Stranger: flem
You: ok serious question
Stranger: shoot
You: why havent we had sex yet
Stranger: because il flem it
You: touche
Stranger: il flem it up sumthing rotten, you will be gutted
Stranger: you heard of a two stroke?
Stranger: im two stroke joe
Stranger: it will go in, have a wee look about then il have shot juice everywhere quicker than you can say flem
Stranger: although i do touch bums nicely
Stranger: thats right soond
Stranger: sex

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

 

[Nukey]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

Apparently we have similar interests.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You: I AM A BANANA
Stranger: LOL
You: i dont know why i said that\
Stranger: 'Cuz you're awesome.
You: thnx

true story...

Apparently we have similar interests.

Oh no wonder i was thinking of saying that

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler: he tried to rickroll me

Stranger: 17/m/ny
Stranger: u?
You: 17/m/wa
You: hey
You: do you have a chancey youll trade for my aerodactyl
Stranger: Aint no stangers to love
Stranger: you know the rules
Stranger: and so do i
Stranger: you wouldnt get this
Stranger: from any other guy

and i still have this damn aerodactyl

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: I just changed this guy's life

You: Yo.
Stranger: you're black
You: OMG. You're psychic!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: are you really black tho?
Stranger: i've never met a real one
You: Yes. i'm black
Stranger: this is crazy
Stranger: what do you like to eat
You: Pizza and Ramen, mostly.
You: And U?
Stranger: you're in college
Stranger: and you're black????
You: No. I'm in High School.
Stranger: oh haha
You: So, you really never seen a black person before?
Stranger: i watched a basketball game once
Stranger: no i'm homeschooled
Stranger: from ohio
You: I'm pretty sure black people live in Ohio.
You: You must live in a rural community
Stranger: have you ever been?
Stranger: very rural
You: Oh. That makes sense.
Stranger: its over
You: Ok. Peace.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

You: Poop|?
You: Poop?
Stranger: fg
You: howdy doody sir
You: fg?
You: wtf does that mean?
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=132375
Stranger: go there
You: the fuck?
You: Im not gonna do that
You: I prefer naked women on my own temrs thank you

Wow... I think I just got spammed.

 

[Nukey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Spoiler

Stranger: baby!
You: ?
Stranger: oh thank god I found you
You: okay
Stranger: how have you been?
You: i have been in space fighting the moon men, yourself?
Stranger: oh just looking for you
Stranger: I'm so glad we're together again
You: AND NOW IM MUST RETURN TO OUTER SPACE!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN
You: I MUST, FARWELL EARTH PARENT!
Stranger: baby don't leave me here alone
You: I MUST, INTO THE ROCKET SHIP MEN!
Stranger:
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: bye

counter acted the weirdness with my own weirdness.

 

[Shapsters]

Spoiler

You: Howfy
You: howdy
You: dammit
Stranger: feel like talkin dirty
You: k
You: doooooo it
Stranger: male or female?
You: both
You:
Stranger: na wut r u
You: male
You: U?
Stranger: female... hromy female
Stranger: k imma start
You: so you are an overweight 40 year old man then?
Stranger: im unzippin ur jeans, and then i get on my knes
Stranger: with both hands. i pull down ur jeans and underwear
Stranger: wut do u do
You: hello!
You: shove my banana into your ear

So far I have been spammed and stexted...

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: O HAI
You: You scared me.
Stranger: how
You: Don't you know?
You: You popped out of the closet with a Cthulu mask on!
You: Nearly gave me a heart attack, you willy rascal.
Stranger: shut the fuck up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fun.
[/Obvious lie be obvious,Cpt. Ahab]

 

[fanklok]

Spoiler

You: Poop|?
You: Poop?
Stranger: fg
You: howdy doody sir
You: fg?
You: wtf does that mean?
Stranger: http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=132375
Stranger: go there
You: the fuck?
You: Im not gonna do that
You: I prefer naked women on my own temrs thank you

Wow... I think I just got spammed.

dude i found the same guy

You: do you have a chancey you want to trade for my aerodactyl
Stranger: ww.sexy-lena.com/?uid=130096 (dont advise clicking this)

 

[DazZ.]

Sadly mine turned out racist, so I can't post it.