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Julianking93

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Stranger: asl?
You: 14 f
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
You: why?
Stranger: jus wondrin...
Stranger: 22 m
You: how r u?
Stranger: horny
You: [spoiler/][img/]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ATnOmiGPsQ/R_2Oj1d0YVI/AAAAAAAADHs/hpeXrvDbd_s/s400/chris+hansen+NBC+nightline+%282%29.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
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Here's a new one I just got off of:

[spoiler/]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A=m with cam
b=m with no cam
c=f with cam
d=f with no cam
e=gay with cam
f=gay with no cam
g=bi with cam
You: d
Stranger: age ?
You: 16
Stranger: from
You: UK
Stranger: horny ?
You: you?
Stranger: yes
You: m right?
Stranger: 1
Stranger: a
You: you hot?
Stranger: do you want to see me
You: I meant turned on lol
You: but sure
Stranger: ok
Stranger: let me see you first
You: okay
You: just a sec...
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Julianking93

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sky14kemea said:
Jedamethis said:
What the hell is asl?
asl is a crap way of asking Age/Sex(gender)/Location

I ignore it when people say that :/

Or say 23/m/UK :D suckerrrrs, 2 of those are wrrrrong.
Next time I see 23/m/UK, I'll know its you now :p
 

Kud

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Sep 29, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you touch yourself at night
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Kud

I'm stuck because demonic spider
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: how ru?
You: sleepy
You: been harrassing people on this website for to long
Stranger: haha asl?
You: 15, male, Australia
You: u?
Stranger: 16/m/usa
You: heh cool
Stranger: r u gay?
You: nope~
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Julianking93

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Here's a long one: (warning, its a long argument about religion :p)

[spoiler/]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: great, you?
Stranger: awesome thank you for asking
You: :)
You: so what's up?
Stranger: well i am currently watching night at the museum 2
You: never seen it
Stranger: well that is a shame its pretty awesome
You: I saw the first one. Thought it was alright :p
Stranger: well the second one has the jonas brothers in it .. for some people i guess that would make people hate it
You: Then i hate it :p
You: what do they do in it?
Stranger: they are little cherubs
Stranger: aka like little cupid angels
Stranger: haha
You: hm...
You: how long are they in it? lol
Stranger: like 2 seconds
You: good
Stranger: its not bad
You: As long as they aren't like the central characters, its fine I guess.
Stranger: no they aren't ... what do you have against them anyways!
You: I take it you like them?
Stranger: guilty .. im not a crazy obsessor though
You: ...okay then. Well I just hate them. Their music is terrible top 40 crap. but that's my opinion
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: Every guy hates the jonas brothers :p
Stranger: was that a yes to the question
You: yes :)
Stranger: wow i am good
You: haha
Stranger: right well .. are you doing anything interesting so this convo doesn't suck
You: listening to music and I was debating things a while ago
Stranger: debating what?
You: lots of stuff
Stranger: for example...
You: religion
Stranger: oh sweet i love a good debate
Stranger: anything political?
You: what side are you on?
You: and sort of I'm not extremely political
Stranger: what are the 2 sides for religion
You: for it and against it :p
Stranger: well i go to church
Stranger: so i guess i would be for it
You: okay, but you still like to debate things?
Stranger: yupp
Stranger: love it
You: like?
Stranger: im a political science major in college
Stranger: so anything
You: nice
Stranger: yupp .. are you like on a debate team or something
You: no.
You: I just debate on my own time :)
Stranger: against who?
You: anyone who challenges me :p
Stranger: well i challenge you (choose a topic)
You: the challenger usually chooses :p
Stranger: yo just make an exception .. state something and ill debate it haha
You: okay...um how about...uh...
You: I don't know. I'm usually not the one picking topics. You're the one who wishes to debate, you choose
Stranger: well all my ideas are going to be political because thats how i think.. whats your favorite thing to debate about
You: I don't know much about politics, but I debate world issues and religion mostly
Stranger: what side are you on religion i can debate that
Stranger: haha this is a lot of work so far
You: lol
You: well I'm an agnostic/atheist
Stranger: what led you to think this? your parents atheist ?
You: no
Stranger: do they have a religion?
You: my parents let me choose which religion I wanted to believe in.
You: I chose none
You: no not really
Stranger: well i go to 2 churches I am a Methodist and Greek Orthodox ... lol that is a result of my parents
You: parents divorced?
Stranger: haha no they just grew up in different churches
You: oh okay
Stranger: they are very religious .. they would never get a divorce just because of that
You: ah
You: are you?
Stranger: yeah
You: how religious
Stranger: well i don't know if there is a way of measuring .. i try to pray everyday and attend church once a week i give money to my churches when i can ... and i am very active in both churches
You: I didn't mean actually measure, but you already gave examples
You: lol
Stranger: hahah yup .. what makes you dismiss God
You: There's no proof nor evidence the bible is at all true, therefore there is no God.
You: Besides, the bible contradicts itself so much that it's illogical to believe
Stranger: everything doesn't have to be logical in life.. and in many other aspects things aren't logical ... are you more of a science believer ?
You: ...yes they do. And yes I am
Stranger: everything has to be logical?
You: yes
You: We dont blindly follow a scientific theory if it doesn't hold any logic
Stranger: well i don't think we should blindly follow anything .. i think anything and everything should be questioned
You: The Socratic method. Good
You: So why do you follow religion?
Stranger: i think its sad for people not to for one
You: you think its sad for people not to have a religion?
Stranger: if i didn't have religion i wouldn't have anything ... i wouldn't be worried about sinning, and there would be no hope of an after life
Stranger: yeah ... so you think after death you rot in a grave, thats sad and even if thats what happens
Stranger: i want to believe it doesn't
You: No.
You: I don't know what happens, nor does anyone.
You: I don't claim to know. This is where the agnostic part of me comes in
Stranger: i don't know either but if a God brought me to this wonderful Earth with this wonderful family he deserves thanks
Stranger: and I am a better person for my religion
You: How do you know a god brought you here?
You: And how are you better for your religion?
Stranger: ok the first question .. since I believe in God i must assume the reason for my life is because of him and second along with religion comes morals .. for example im not going to be a skank and have sex with everyone because in the Bible it says you should wait for love
You: Just because you don't have a religion doesnt mean you don't have morals
Stranger: i know that but i choose to not do somethings because the Bible advices me not too, if i didn't think God existed why wouldn't I just do what I want
You: Because you'd have the natural sense of right and wrong.
You: I'm an atheist, yet I'm celibate. I also don't go around killing people, stealing or raping anybody, but I live without your god
Stranger: for me right and wrong comes from God .. im not saying you can't be a good person if you don't believe ..... i just think I wouldn't care as much if I didn't believe, of course I would still follow the laws of the country
You: God has nothing to do with it. You choose to be a good person because you know the difference between right and wrong. You know this. Your God does nothing to change you.
Stranger: ok going back to the sex thing
Stranger: i want to have sex .. duh everyone does why don't I? because of God and church
You: because of god and church you don't have sex?
Stranger: umm yeah
Stranger: well there are other reasons but they aren't really relevant haha ... but bascially yes
You: why is that what's stopping you?
You: Doesn't the fear of pregnancy, STDs, Aids, and just being a whore not scare you?
You: I'm celibate because I know what happens when you have sex with one whom doesn't love you. I'm waiting for the one I love and loves me back. This was a decision of my own. God did not change my decision in the least
Stranger: STDs and Aids aren't really an issue in my town i haven't really had to think about it but the people I used to hangout with in High School were whores and they had so much fun and I easily could have participated but i chose not to again due to my religion
You: Those people are sad human beings who will never find love if they keep acting the way they do. That's not my idea of fun. You don't need God to tell you that's a bad way to be.
You: God is just a false concept made up by power hungry dictators who wish to control the weak minded. You don't need a fairy tale to tell you whats good and what's bad in this world.
Stranger: Don't insult my religion, you fuck.
You: That's very Christian like...
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War Penguin

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This is conversation brought to you by the letter H.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am the War penguin
Stranger: im 15m
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Stranger: bye
You: Okay.
This one might be a bit mature.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u a horny milf?
You: I hope not :p
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I think he was disappointed. XD
 

Sam G

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Veronica!?
Stranger: HI
You: Someone set up us the bomb!
You: We get signal!
You: Main screen turn on!
Stranger: SO..WHAT
You: IS IT ALL CAPS DAY, OR SOMETHING?
Stranger: NO
You: Lock eyes, from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Veronica!?
Stranger: How'd you know?
You: I've been asking everyone I meet in the vain hope that the raptors didn't get you!
You: Oh, thank god you're all right!
Stranger: Yeah, I'm so glad because it's a rough life
You: You're telling me! Every day, more and more velociraptors knock on your door claiming they want to sell you home insurance, whereas in actuality they're only interested in eating your children!
You: Oh god, here they come! Bolt the doors!
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T-Bone24

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: No way
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EDIT: Man this place is hilarious:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for pics of guys cocks horney girl here needed asap
You: Yeah... no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: What's up?
Stranger: not alot just bored aws hell
Stranger: you ?
You: That's why I'm here
Stranger: fair enpugh
You: Looking to drum up some conversation
Stranger: cool
You: Yep
You: So...
You: Ever ponder the universe?
Stranger: yeah
You: Any interesting conclusions?
Stranger: like every other minute of the day
Stranger: my conclusion ?
You: You get bored like that too, huh?
Stranger: Im pretty sure that the meaning of life pops into my head sometimes, but i never actually remember it
You: 42?
You: Anyway
You: Moving swiftly onwards
Stranger: lol i got the reference
You: I just started using this thing, and half the conversations I've had started with "a/s/l"
You: Mind you, that's only half of four, but still
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: its alot more than half
You: It's nice to actually have a conversation
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: people question the concept of infinity
You: Man, that makes my head hurt
You: I was trying to talk to my friend about it, but it ended up just hurting our head
You: s
You: We don't share a head, that was a typo
Stranger: i actually have a prettyt powerful brain for stuff like that, im not being arogant or anything
You: Me too
You: Still not being arrogant
You: I can see where you're coming from
Stranger: lolk
You: You can think of complex things, but you just have no idea how to talk about them
Stranger: yeah, well talk about them on the spot
Stranger: i could probably communicate my hypothesis onto paper
Stranger: but me
Stranger: *meh
Stranger: but when you think about it, 0 is like an infinity
You: But then so is 1
You: It's infinitely one
You: It will be one an infinite number of times
You: Only those infinite times could have infinite variations and OH GOD MY HEAD HURTS
Stranger: what i mean is...
Stranger: 1/10 is 0.1
You: Yeah
Stranger: and 1/100 is 0.01
Stranger: you could go on
You: And a duck is a small bird
Stranger: to 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
Stranger: but never reach 0
You: GAH
Stranger: and the pope is catholic
You: That hurts my head
You: And a crocodile is a large carnivorous reptile
Stranger: if a number < 1 divides a number, it becomeslarger than before
You: Yeperoonie
Stranger: so 1/0.1 =10
Stranger: i think
You: Let me get a calculator
Stranger: so if you take the smallest possible number..
Stranger: 0
Stranger: then isnt 1/0 = infinity?
Stranger: the calculator wont say that
You: You can't divide by zero
Stranger: itll just say error
You: It's mathematically impossible
Stranger: it is :(
You: What could have been
You: ...
Stranger: heard of a googelplex?
You: That ridiculously huge number?
You: Yeah
Stranger: lolk
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger: do you think the exists a higher power?
You: As in a God?
Stranger: not esssentially a god
You: I'll get back to you on that when I'm on my deathbed
Stranger: but a creator or anything bigger
You: Because I don't know
Stranger: lol ok
You: And I feel like we're all too insignificant to be worrying about it
Stranger: what do you think though?
Stranger: yeah
You: I prefer not to think about it
Stranger: humans forget that thew ultimate of liffe is to just enjoy it
You: Yeah
You: people get hung up on this idea of getting into the afterlife that they forget about this life
You: Just enjoy yourself and hang on for the ride
You: No point worrying about the next life when you can't enjoy this one
Stranger: fair point you raise
Stranger: our earth is unfathomably massive in itself
You: But relative to the universe
Stranger: let alone our sun or solar system
You: Yeah...
Stranger: not even a particle
You: Kind of depressing if you think too much about it
Stranger: if you were to veiw our solar system from a distance where you could actually see it all..
You: We feel as though we are these big lifeforms, Gods of our own world and we're so incomprehensibly small when looking at the universe that it really puts you in your place
Stranger: yeah lol
You: It all fits on a tiny lens
Stranger: ... you wouldnt be able to see earth
You: incidentally, have you heard of the Pale Blue Dot?
Stranger: no P:
Stranger: do tell
You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/Pale_Blue_Dot.png/180px-Pale_Blue_Dot.png
You: It's an image
You: If you look at that, on the far right you'll see a tiny blue dot
You: That's us
You: That's everything we know, everyone we love, everything we've ever done
You: And I just made myself sad
Stranger: lol
Stranger: want to really appreciate your insignificance?
Stranger: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347
You: It's-a loadin'
You: Wow
You: That's cool#
Stranger: yeah
You: So...
You: How did you find Omegle?
You: I always wonder how people find these things
Stranger: a friend
You: Fair enough
You: I got here via the Escapist
Stranger: whats that ?
You: It's an online magazine
You: and forum
Stranger: i see
You: If you're interested at all in video games it's a great website
Stranger: btw i just lost the game
Stranger: na im not a gamer
You: Oh bollocks
You: Fair enough
Stranger: lol i was going for like 3 days
You: Try 3 months
You: Out of interest, where are you?
You: You don't have to answer if you don't like
You: (It's not a pervy a/s/l question either)
Stranger: uk
Stranger: you /
You: UK
You: In the Northern Wastes known locally as Scotland
Stranger: lol
Stranger: south wales
You: Coolio
You: It's snowed like hell yesterday
You: Then it rained today and all the snow became depressing mush
You: Well...
Stranger: same here yo
You: Ooh really?
You: I heard it was just near the Scottish borders
Stranger: lol na

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You: Hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: M
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